What would you want said to you when you first enter Heaven?

[Funny Bone]

Assuming you get there of course. (Im assuming none of you have plans to go there anytime soon of course)

For me Im not too fused, I mean the big man in the sky doesnt even need to get up off his seat to greet me.

But I would like him to say 'yeh you lived a decent life and even though you were no perfect you tried to do the best that you could with what is you had, you never did anyone any undue harm, never caused a fight over anything unjustly and you amused some of the people some of the time, oh and just as a warning all of the Elvis impersonators that have ever died and gone to Heaven are still dressed as Elvis so I would give it a couple days before you go looking for the real one, and if you see Marlon Brando watch yourself as ever since he came out on his deathbed he has been having it away all over the place with as many men as possible, honestly its like the prison showers up her half the time, hes on Cloud 9 by the way, literally,this is your one her Cloud 25. Anyway what was I saying ye decent life and all that jazz, good to your mother, whatever, ta ta for now love'.

Its not word for word but you get the basic idea!

[iamnewtothis]

Think words wont be nessecary for me, will just be

[WatWatWat]

Pick out your 21 virgins and condoms are.nt allowed. All is safe here.

[redforever]

Assuming you get there of course. (Im assuming none of you have plans to go there anytime soon of course)

For me Im not too fused, I mean the big man in the sky doesnt even need to get up off his seat to greet me.

But I would like him to say 'yeh you lived a decent life and even though you were no perfect you tried to do the best that you could with what is you had, you never did anyone any undue harm, never caused a fight over anything unjustly and you amused some of the people some of the time, oh and just as a warning all of the Elvis impersonators that have ever died and gone to Heaven are still dressed as Elvis so I would give it a couple days before you go looking for the real one, and if you see Marlon Brando watch yourself as ever since he came out on his deathbed he has been having it away all over the place with as many men as possible, honestly its like the prison showers up her half the time, hes on Cloud 9 by the way, literally,this is your one her Cloud 25. Anyway what was I saying ye decent life and all that jazz, good to your mother, whatever, ta ta for now love'.

Its not word for word but you get the basic idea!

All my favourites are included in the price luv

[ChunkyJoe]

No point me even considering it...I'm condemned anyways lol.

[funlover12]

"Im so so rorry I had to do that, but ya know Im a prick right? I told you I didnt like people wanking! - ceiling kat dished all the good stuff on you..had to punish you, you asked for it "

[mellors]

i see you have a review on EI where you met Ciara.....back down the stairs with you

[funlover12]

welcome! its just like the worlds biggest brothel accept its legal and full of all the women you can and want imagine, but dont worry we have thought of that..if for example you imagine ugly people or relatives then you can push the big red button so they dont actually appear

oh and did I say its free, and your cum bags fill up every breath you take? and the girls too, each ride is like their first for a week!

oh and your thinking "but if its so good all the time it will be eventually be boring by virtue of the fact there will be no such thing as bad anymore, geat will become normal, normal will become boring ect!" well no we have thought of that too, every 16 hours your brain gets wiped from the days activities just like sleep on earth but dont remember yesterday, so its like 1 the feeling of day one for eternity!

"basically its groud hog day then!"

no, ah why do I bother Ill tell you tomorrow

[User300415]

Welcome EA

[muster]

we will all be in hell disussing our favourite,escorts together with the devil