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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    the slaves trumpet said, oh! thats a big...
    pot hole. . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
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    fanfare for such a petite girl
    It's only wrong if you get caught!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by banterboy View Post
    fanfare for such a petite girl
    But I'm gay it does nothing for me replied mousey....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    But I'm gay it does nothing for me replied mousey....
    as he reached into jessicas pocket and took out....

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    as he reached into jessicas pocket and took out....
    a tweezer to wank ... no wait is that Luna and the girls back from holiday in the corner .......
    Who loves ya baby......!!

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    masterbating to a large picture of Ray shouting ............


    Quote Originally Posted by Clyde View Post
    a tweezer to wank ... no wait is that Luna and the girls back from holiday in the corner .......
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    as he reached into jessicas pocket and took out....
    ah! ffs lads that was Jessica reaching into to my ......
    The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own.
    No apologies or excuses.
    No one to lean on, rely on, or blame.
    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by royaler View Post
    ah! ffs lads that was Jessica reaching into to my ......
    pocket to find a hole there .......
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    Actually I heard that it was two blonde escorts that walked into the Bar ... ffs you'd think that at least one of them would have seen it !!!!
    The best day of your life is the one on which you decide your life is your own.
    No apologies or excuses.
    No one to lean on, rely on, or blame.
    The gift is yours - it is an amazing journey - and you alone are responsible for the quality of it.
    This is the day your life really begins! (Bob Moawad)

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    my dirty great big langer bursting from my jeans as i .......
    Quote Originally Posted by royaler View Post
    Actually I heard that it was two blonde escorts that walked into the Bar ... ffs you'd think that at least one of them would have seen it !!!!
    I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy

    Luna just melts my heart, treat her well,

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