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Thread: I died and went to heaven.............

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    Default I died and went to heaven.............

    Last night i had a dream,i died and went to heaven.I stood before two huge golden gates which opened ,as i walked through i saw visons of my life falsh before me, i continued on until i came to a bright shining light and a figure emerged from the sparkles.There i stood face to face with God himself.I fell to my knees(i actually slipped on a banana peel but made it look good).Down on my knees with my head hung ,i heard a voice saying "arise my child".I looked up and arose and i was greeted by a smiling man.I went to speak and he replied "thoust shall not speak as of yet my child".He put his hand on my head and said," my child,i have something to say to you before you enter my kingdom."What is it my saviour" (feeling guilty of all the chocholate easter eggs of timespast).

    He replied my child.....................


    FLYSHIT IS AN IDIOT

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    Default When you die go to Hell

    Some lazy poor idiots (see above) need a psychologist on top of the escorts, but they found this website where they can babble out all their shit so they think they are saving the money they otherwise would have had to pay to the psychologist... very sad. They have so much shit that their minds get stuck in traffic and so they need to get a book to copy some text that makes sense to their irrationality. Westie, didn't God tell you that it's ok to be Homosexual in the Kingdom of Heavens?

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    Talking Loves Us All ........... Except That Idiot Over There!!!

    It's true, God loves us all .................. black, white, young, old, homosexual ........... he even loves people from Cork ................ but he fucking can't stand YOU FLYSHIT!!!!

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    Gone ........... and forgotten?

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