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    One thing I hate is a squeaky bed. Puts me right off my stroke. Nowadays I carry a staple gun and a tin of WD40 in my puting bag
    Last edited by mickeyman; 27-06-12 at 23:00.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAMESCORK View Post
    I hereby apply for the job of a bed inspector. I have vast experience having slept in one for over 40 years. I have tools like a hammer and a screwdriver and am ready to take on any bed put in front of me.

    Please concider my application.

    References available upon request.

    James having reviewed your application, I am impressed, you have vast experience and clearly know a thing or two about beds. Taking into consideration all the facts I think I am going to appoint you as the Overall inspector. That is an important post which involves training the inspectors in a class room and you have your own office from which you can direct the inspectors, due to the dignity and gravitas of the position it is not expected that you will carry out any inspections yourself.

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    why does everyone have to be so boring and have sex in a bed ha ha!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hman7 View Post
    why does everyone have to be so boring and have sex in a bed ha ha!!!!!!
    Who mentioned sex, this is just an idea for creating jobs and clearing up noise pollution....do people use beds for having sex, jeez I thought that was what the mantlepiece was for!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Who mentioned sex, this is just an idea for creating jobs and clearing up noise pollution....do people use beds for having sex, jeez I thought that was what the mantlepiece was for!!!!!!
    Don't tell me you look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire

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