NCT for beds!!!!

[doodlebug]

inspired by another thread, but how about bringing in an nct for beds!!! I know we couldn't drive the beds to the test centre but surely we could have travelling inspectors...They could check for "softness, firmness, springiness, noise levels, bounciness, ricketiness". A failure would not be allowed on the road, but a pass certificate would last for one year. I have purposely left out any reference to emissions as that might only cause controversy!!!!

[JAMESCORK]

I hereby apply for the job of a bed inspector. I have vast experience having slept in one for over 40 years. I have tools like a hammer and a screwdriver and am ready to take on any bed put in front of me.

Please concider my application.

References available upon request.

[Leggy Leah]

Yep a comfy bed is so important.....nice n hard n firm I like a really thick mattress & no squeaks.
And good luxury sheets with a high thread count too!! OOhh yep im high maintainance alrite!!

[mexicanmagic]

Its not so much the bed as whats in it that matters to me

[Leggy Leah]

Its not so much the bed as whats in it that matters to me

Yeh but if its rattling & squeaking & groaning does it not put you off a tad ???
(The bed, not the escort!!!!)

[mexicanmagic]

Yeh but if its rattling & squeaking & groaning does it not put you off a tad ???
(The bed, not the escort!!!!)

Well tbh Leah,I quite like to hear the headboard banging,it tends to happen when things are pretty hot,I would rather
put up with the noise and hot sex than have a comfy bed and boring sex...now of course my bed is comfy but if you dont believe me.........

[Leggy Leah]

Well tbh Leah,I quite like to hear the headboard banging,it tends to happen when things are pretty hot,I would rather
put up with the noise and hot sex than have a comfy bed and boring sex...now of course my bed is comfy but if you dont believe me.........

Comfy bed does not equal boring sex....where did ya cum up with that one ???

Oh gotcha now reading between the lines your bed is comfy at home & thats where the boring sex happens, yes???
Well i have a wonderful bed & there is no boring sex allowed in there
And the hot, sticky, humid, heat just makes us pant even more- i love it xx

[very shy guy]

inspired by another thread, but how about bringing in an nct for beds!!! I know we couldn't drive the beds to the test centre but surely we could have travelling inspectors...They could check for "softness, firmness, springiness, noise levels, bounciness, ricketiness". A failure would not be allowed on the road, but a pass certificate would last for one year. I have purposely left out any reference to emissions as that might only cause controversy!!!!

Have had more than one lady apoligise for the noise of the bed Doddles,not the ladies fault but the cheapskate that furnished the room.

[very shy guy]

I hereby apply for the job of a bed inspector. I have vast experience having slept in one for over 40 years. I have tools like a hammer and a screwdriver and am ready to take on any bed put in front of me.

Please concider my application.

References available upon request.

James please stop mentioning you are a tool,lol.

[mexicanmagic]

Comfy bed does not equal boring sex....where did ya cum up with that one ???

Oh gotcha now reading between the lines your bed is comfy at home & thats where the boring sex happens, yes???
Well i have a wonderful bed & there is no boring sex allowed in there
And the hot, sticky, humid, heat just makes us pant even more- i love it xx

No Leah You missed my point,I originally said I dont care what the bed was like,I dont mind the noise.
Of course comfy bed dont mean boring sex, all I was saying was I'd take noise over comfort if that was
a choice I had to make for sex.