women

[ladytron]

I posted it but I might read that book "the game" again and the others suggested I was more getting at and seen it every time why do girls go for dickheads? guys who as soon as she turns her head he will be grabing the arse of some other girl and some see it and he always gets away with it ?

i would be fairly wary of that pick-up artist stuff; i remember they had that reality show on MTV a few years ago, turns out those guys that they helped become pick-up artists were actors so the whole show was fake! and yes there are women who go for dickheads but not all women do; plenty of women settle down with decent men and are not interested in any bullsh*t, they're just a little harder to find

[celticden]

they sure are hard to find haha but some of the stuff in the book does makes sense like kind of ingnoring the girl but chatting to her friends and taking the piss out of her does seem to kind of work but you have to be 100% confident when you do all these things or it doesnt work at all some of it is bullshit though like when said he has having a sex with a girl while he was typing he said he was a geek but come on haha

[Morpheus]

does anybody understand women? cus i sure as hell dont haha obviously the women here are beautiful and uncomplicated cus you know what the story is but in the real world jes

I figured that out a long time ago Celticden!

No man will ever understand a woman!! We can never live without them, but give up on trying to understand them!

I've found a few helpful phrases over the years to counter this lack of undersatanding:

• Yes dear.
• Sorry dear! (Doesn't matter what it's for, best to start every day with this!)
• No dear, your bum doesn't look big in that!
• Yes dear, you look great in that dress..shoes..bags etc.. why dont' you buy two!! (Never fails to bring a smile to her face and the occasional shag!)

[celticden]

we are just special, so difficult, but everyone wants us

yep thats the truth ) cant live with em and can't live without em

[slamman]

Women were made to be admired not understood!!

[BACMAN36]

Anyone hear the "most annoying woman" sketch on the Ian Dempsey breakfast show. Very funny.

Might still be on podcast.

[emmasweet]

A conversion with my ex-girlfriend on the bus:

Me:...so i can't see you tomorrow night i have to get up early.
Her: oh sure just tell me to go away just like that
Me: well you can stay over if you like but i'm going to sleep early.
Her: what difference does it make, last time you fell asleep at my house and we didn't even cuddle
Me: you were staying up to do an assignment and i was really tired from work, i couldn't stay awake until you finished to cuddle in bed.
Her: but when i came over to you to cuddle you said you didn't want to cuddle
Me: I never said that.
Her: okay, you didn't say that but you still didn't want to cuddle. What's the point in staying with you at all, i'm going straight home.
Me: Listen, sometimes i'm exhausted, you can't always expect me to stay awake to cuddle.
Her: starts crying and leaning her head against the bus window it's like you don't even care about me, why are we even together...
Me: listen, i'm getting tired of this ffs, now your just being difficult!
Her: Is it too much to ask for?
....and the conversion pretty much goes around in circles ending in make-up sex the next day. A couple of months later she broke up with me because i didn't spend enough time with her.

The one thing I learnt from the arguments and the relationship was when women complain about something petty, i.e. a cuddle, there usually is an underlying serious issue, i.e. me not spending enough time with her. Women speak a different language to men and communicate very differently; they have things like intuition so they pick-up on things that we don't.

Now having said that, i think we generally understimate the complexity of men; often painted as dogs who think with their dick. I believe that men are just as sensative as women but as soon as we express our deeper emotions to women, our emotions are often trivialised, particularly anger and so we close off again. And i have had women attack me using my deepest fears against me that i shared with them during intimate conversations; that's disgusting and disgraceful.

men and women are equally complicated, albeit in very different ways...

U don't give her to much attention ,buy flower ,bring her to romantic dinner and come home light candles and .......

[harry10]

[mexicanmagic]

Dont need to understand them,just make them think you do.

[emmasweet]

Understanding Men:“IT’S A GUY THING”
Translated: “There is no rational thought or logic connected with it.”
“CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?”
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“UH HUH,” “SURE, HONEY,” OR “YES, DEAR”
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN”
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”
“I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND.”
Translated: “That girl standing on the corner is a real babe.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.”
Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.”
Translated: “Are you still talking?”
“YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.”
Translated: “I remember the names and stats of dozens of football players’, the telephone number of my first girlfriend, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary.”
“OH, DON’T FUSS – I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT’S NO BIG DEAL.
“Translated: “I will bleed to death before I admit that I’m not a tough guy.”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.”
Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”
“WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?”
Translated: “What did you catch me at?”
“I HEARD YOU.”
Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t spend the next three days yelling at me.”
“YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.”
Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me, and someone else might be worse.”
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.”
Translated: “Oh, please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.”
Translated: “No one will ever see us alive again.”