See you tomorrow lambkins...
See you tomorrow lambkins...
Anyway i'll tell you a little bedtime story for to put you to sleep.Are you nicely tucked ya little man??Great.
Once upon a time,a few years ago,Westside and Miss Bitch were a loving couple.Miss B decided she was going to screw a guy out of a large ammount.Westside AKA me, didnt agree with this and told Miss B but she was going for it.Uncle West tipped the guy off and Miss B was livid.She text Your Uncle West threatening him with everything from castration to a Daniel o Donnell show (alright the dod part is a joke.)
Anyway day became night and light followed darkness.Uncle West heard nothing only that Miss B was in Dublin.A few weeks back on another site Uncle West had a very strange visitor, dying to get to know Uncle West "better".
Around this time a couple who Westside had fallen out with but got back friendly with again contacted Uncle West telling him that Miss B spoke to them and asked could they help get poor old Uncle West in a compromising position.Not knowing that this couple are now very friendly with Uncle West, West contacted her and sincerely and most respectfully asked her to kiss his arse.
Miss B checks in here but is not a reg member.She goes by the name of G and always will give a msn addy like $$/:.,,,g@glrq; that kind of shite.
And so ends another tale from the life of Westside.
Do as i say dont do as i do,
Westside.
PS If Carlsberg only made Bitches...............
In ur honour Westie, a new collection of dirty smilies... Go check 'em out x