Gifts for Escorts!

[Curvaceous Kate]

Ever tried riding a horse kate?

Yes but I felt guilty and it's not quite as pleasurable lol.

[Curvaceous Kate]

They do wine in ALDI for 1.99 cheapskate?,I mean MM,well the ladies seem to prefer white wine or even Malabu.

Yuk!!!!! Chocolates are also the devil's temptation!!!! Flowers are nice, but not great when you are flying home.

A nice bottle of shiraz, or cabernat sauvignon or merlot would be nice

I guess that is me showing my age again?

[very shy guy]

Yes but I felt guilty and it's not quite as pleasurable lol.

Lucky horse,lol.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Lucky horse,lol.

I was about 13 and a half stone at the time, so I don't think the horse was counting itself as lucky lol. More like having a lump of lard stuck on your back, but more rigid.

[very shy guy]

Yuk!!!!! Chocolates are also the devil's temptation!!!! Flowers are nice, but not great when you are flying home.

A nice bottle of shiraz, or cabernat sauvignon or merlot would be nice

I guess that is me showing my age again?

Away with you you young thing,as I am not a drinker and think wine smells a bit like vinegar if you ever see me coming with a bottle of wine Kate,run,lol.

[very shy guy]

I was about 13 and a half stone at the time, so I don't think the horse was counting itself as lucky lol. More like having a lump of lard stuck on your back, but more rigid.

Actually Kate as you were live weight you would have been easier to carry than if you had a jockey and plates put in the saddle to make it up to whatever,dead weight is harder to carry,lets see 13.5,not too bad,easy to carry,now will it be firemans lift or piggy back,lol.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Away with you you young thing,as I am not a drinker and think wine smells a bit like vinegar if you ever see me coming with a bottle of wine Kate,run,lol.

Best wine I ever tasted (or got drunk on) was made from damson wine from a farm my friends lived on. It was lush!!! My neighbours have got a damson tree that over hangs on to my garden and I was almost motivated to try and make some my self last year, but I didn't use them in time and they went off. I might get a recipe in preperation this year and see what I need.

[Violette]

I would be happy if the clients turn up clean, on time and listen my instructions. But if they did manage to bring a gift, a gift voucher is always good. Tescos, or M&S, this way I can choose what I want, in the event I am on a diet.

[very shy guy]

Best wine I ever tasted (or got drunk on) was made from damson wine from a farm my friends lived on. It was lush!!! My neighbours have got a damson tree that over hangs on to my garden and I was almost motivated to try and make some my self last year, but I didn't use them in time and they went off. I might get a recipe in preperation this year and see what I need.

Damsom Jam is lovely Kate,I have seen amber to purple ones,sadly the trees are gone,new neighbours who thought they knew what they wanted,a sterile habitate,they are gone now,victims of the property crash,pity about the trees as they were very old and had history,a bit like the whiskey crab tree.

[very shy guy]

I would be happy if the clients turn up clean, on time and listen my instructions. But if they did manage to bring a gift, a gift voucher is always good. Tescos, or M&S, this way I can choose what I want, in the event I am on a diet.

I take it its for food the gift vouchers would be used,can not see any of you gorgeous ladies buying clothes in Tesco's,then again can not see any of you buying food espically meat in Tesco's.My aren't we a bossy one Violette,lol