Are punts arranged at last minute a bad idea?

[max california]

One hour minimum xx

Will bear it in mind

[TiffanyTees]

DEFO NOT

As thats how escorting works

Tiff x

[McLooking]

I haven't read any of these reviews, so I comment as a lady that could understand the circumstances during which a punt would be quite lack-lustre with a lady that is otherwise considered good at her job.

There's nothing worse than a punter who expects you to be ready to give him a dream experience with just 10 minutes notice or less.

The ladies providing the service are human, as is also the client. There are expectations all around.

For the lady, it is nice to be able to prepare your mind for a personality, not a face, not another empty 30 minute encounter. Forget about rapport from the www.ifancyashaglastminute.com guys. A man who books last minute cannot have high expectations and if he does, more fool him. This is the Ryan Air of punting. And we all know what we think of that operation.

He's shown little or no consideration for how he wants to get his pleasure. Chances are that if he planned it last minute, he's in a rush. Assuming he did shower that morning, he has pissed 2 or 3 times, allowing for a good healthy bladder. If he isn't circumcised and merely given his willy a shake afterwards, then his foreskin is fermenting the by-products of this essential human function over the hours leading to his last minute punt;, possibly done a poo, and quite certainly emitted a couple of silent but deadly farts. Farts have very long shadows. Even without foreskin, the pubes and skin are retaining a very non-arousing scent a.k.a stench. But I digress!

Then Mr Brad Pitt (not) arrives at the premises, and declines the suggestion to shower because "I already 'ad a shower". If longer than 60 minutes has passed since the aforementioned shower ... please just take the fucking towel and have at least a quick wash ... with soap!

But back to the geezer who thinks he smells of roses. Or assumes that his €100 euros are scented enough to mask his short-comings. He he drops his pants and the lady then has an exercise in non-auto erotic asphyxiation combined with lethal gassing. But the poor cow is expected to take such within her stride and still make the earth move. It very nearly does, the earth, I mean, when she almost pukes.

Joe Bloggs, lying there like his €100 entitles him to be treated like a king even when he's behaving like the most ignorant of tramps, then feels peaved that the service seems distant. Of course it's distant, the poor lady is achieving an out of body experience in order to survive and give him the grand-daddy of all blow-jobs.

Okay, this is an extreme example, but the kind that most ladies working in Ireland can expect to counter 2 to 3 times each day. From the kind of guy who rushes in off the street for a punt that was an after-thought.

There are things that you can do last minute. The afore mentioned pissing and shitting being two good examples. No planning required. You get the urge, and look for the nearest receptacle in which to deposit the load you no longer wish to carry.

Oh wait, that sounds very much like a last minute punt ... I'd say food for thought but that would be in extremely bad taste!

xxx

Pru

I must admit I laughed a great deal while reading this. It really helped me through this sleepless night.
I must point out that 90% of my visits are last minute appointments. I don't call when in the locality but usually 20 to 30 minutes out.
This said, I do number ones and twos like everyone else during the day, but only once did I forego a shower after arriving at the Lady's appartment. Normally they are knocking on the door to see what is keeping me. So I would have to disagree with you on that one.
I also have a permanent urge, so this is not a last minute thing.
I also search the areas I know I will be days in advance, so I have had the time to make a choice going on the profile and if any reviews are available all the better. So just because the phone call made be classed as last minute does not mean that the Escort I am looking to see was a last minute decision.

[Wicklow37]

I normally call early in the morning to arrange a date for that afternoon. I don't really do late evening appointments.
That has worked well for me. It takes the pressure off both me and the lady. As I normally has to travel a fair bit to see my desired choices arranging things in advance is best for me.

I was berated by a lady once for having the cheek to call the evening before to arrange a date for the next day.

[sde39w2f]

I have opted out of reviews not because i got a bad one iv just receieved a good one anyway thats a personal matter. But actually last year someone made a last minute booking with me and didn't leave me a very nice review i think afterwards he regretted it because he pmed me apoligising but i was busy and squeezed him in and being honest i think he probably was the same horny and didn't look at my profile properly but now if im busy i never ever squeeze anyone in no matter who they are because i don't think you do your best. xx

[blue eyes 2012]

A fair few of the negetive reviews I have read on this site, especially those on the more popular ladies, seem to be from punts that have been arranged at the last minute? anyone want to comment...

always when i get some client asking me if he can make a ''short time'' appointment with me ,they never arrive anymore.i am sick of it.and also if you tell them that it's not possible they never call back
i am such a beautifull and funny girl and nobody wants to know me

[Hagane00]

always when i get some client asking me if he can make a ''short time'' appointment with me ,they never arrive anymore.i am sick of it.and also if you tell them that it's not possible they never call back
i am such a beautifull and funny girl and nobody wants to know me

Just time wasters and assholes, the world is full of them.
Be glad they didnt show up, probably would have been terrible appointments.

Anyone who's been with you, Im sure they have lots of fun

[Liberty Love]

Just time wasters and assholes, the world is full of them.
Be glad they didnt show up, probably would have been terrible appointments.

Anyone who's been with you, Im sure they have lots of fun

Yes, so many timewasters. In fact so many that I do not take appointments at all unless it is with someone I have seen before.. We all operate slightly differently I suppose... For instance I rarely entertain pms. I dont take them serious and I long ago blocked clients from emailing me.. Really if your are serious and you want to see a loady pick up the phone call her and ask her!
I dont feel that I offer an inferior service because it first come first serve... Sex most time is an urge.. On days that I am working I get myself ready with a workout first then a nice shower. I do my hair and makeup and slip on something sexy. then I pretty much post myself up in my apartment and wait for the rush lol.. I am in hot demand and I cant have time wasters messing up my day.. I have a small dog and I slip out and take her for a few walks a day, fresh air does us both good. I shower after each and every client. So really its up to the client and escort of course. There is no harm in calling your lady of choice and asking..
my opinion love
happy punting
love libby x

[CJD]

Because of my work I cannot book too far in advance but when ive been punting in the south west of england i have always found that parisb and curvaceouskate have plenty of availability when ive been looking. This has been a godsend for i find it very difficult to find ladies in their mid forties who are willing to see the older gentleman. So paris and kate thank you you make this older gentleman happy.

Roll on october when ill be moving to ireland.

[Hagane00]

One hour minimum xx

Very minimum, Ive enjoyed our longer appointments too much to go back