Are punts arranged at last minute a bad idea?

[ChunkyJoe]

A fair few of the negetive reviews I have read on this site, especially those on the more popular ladies, seem to be from punts that have been arranged at the last minute? anyone want to comment...

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

I haven't read any of these reviews, so I comment as a lady that could understand the circumstances during which a punt would be quite lack-lustre with a lady that is otherwise considered good at her job.

There's nothing worse than a punter who expects you to be ready to give him a dream experience with just 10 minutes notice or less.

The ladies providing the service are human, as is also the client. There are expectations all around.

For the lady, it is nice to be able to prepare your mind for a personality, not a face, not another empty 30 minute encounter. Forget about rapport from the www.ifancyashaglastminute.com guys. A man who books last minute cannot have high expectations and if he does, more fool him. This is the Ryan Air of punting. And we all know what we think of that operation.

He's shown little or no consideration for how he wants to get his pleasure. Chances are that if he planned it last minute, he's in a rush. Assuming he did shower that morning, he has pissed 2 or 3 times, allowing for a good healthy bladder. If he isn't circumcised and merely given his willy a shake afterwards, then his foreskin is fermenting the by-products of this essential human function over the hours leading to his last minute punt;, possibly done a poo, and quite certainly emitted a couple of silent but deadly farts. Farts have very long shadows. Even without foreskin, the pubes and skin are retaining a very non-arousing scent a.k.a stench. But I digress!

Then Mr Brad Pitt (not) arrives at the premises, and declines the suggestion to shower because "I already 'ad a shower". If longer than 60 minutes has passed since the aforementioned shower ... please just take the fucking towel and have at least a quick wash ... with soap!

But back to the geezer who thinks he smells of roses. Or assumes that his €100 euros are scented enough to mask his short-comings. He he drops his pants and the lady then has an exercise in non-auto erotic asphyxiation combined with lethal gassing. But the poor cow is expected to take such within her stride and still make the earth move. It very nearly does, the earth, I mean, when she almost pukes.

Joe Bloggs, lying there like his €100 entitles him to be treated like a king even when he's behaving like the most ignorant of tramps, then feels peaved that the service seems distant. Of course it's distant, the poor lady is achieving an out of body experience in order to survive and give him the grand-daddy of all blow-jobs.

Okay, this is an extreme example, but the kind that most ladies working in Ireland can expect to counter 2 to 3 times each day. From the kind of guy who rushes in off the street for a punt that was an after-thought.

There are things that you can do last minute. The afore mentioned pissing and shitting being two good examples. No planning required. You get the urge, and look for the nearest receptacle in which to deposit the load you no longer wish to carry.

Oh wait, that sounds very much like a last minute punt ... I'd say food for thought but that would be in extremely bad taste!

xxx

Pru

[iamnewtothis]

A fair few of the negetive reviews I have read on this site, especially those on the more popular ladies, seem to be from punts that have been arranged at the last minute? anyone want to comment...

The problem with last minute ones are they are generally booked due to the sudden urge of horn, so people don't really look at if the particular lady suits their needs and often find when they get there they have made a bad choice and some or all of the favourites they enjoy arnt on offer. This leads to them blaming the escort and then leads to a negative review.

[madra0]

I haven't read any of these reviews, so I comment as a lady that could understand the circumstances during which a punt would be quite lack-lustre with a lady that is otherwise considered good at her job.

There's nothing worse than a punter who expects you to be ready to give him a dream experience with just 10 minutes notice or less.

The ladies providing the service are human, as is also the client. There are expectations all around.

For the lady, it is nice to be able to prepare your mind for a personality, not a face, not another empty 30 minute encounter. Forget about rapport from the www.ifancyashaglastminute.com guys. A man who books last minute cannot have high expectations and if he does, more fool him. This is the Ryan Air of punting. And we all know what we think of that operation.

He's shown little or no consideration for how he wants to get his pleasure. Chances are that if he planned it last minute, he's in a rush. Assuming he did shower that morning, he has pissed 2 or 3 times, allowing for a good healthy bladder. If he isn't circumcised and merely given his willy a shake afterwards, then his foreskin is fermenting the by-products of this essential human function over the hours leading to his last minute punt;, possibly done a poo, and quite certainly emitted a couple of silent but deadly farts. Farts have very long shadows. Even without foreskin, the pubes and skin are retaining a very non-arousing scent a.k.a stench. But I digress!

Then Mr Brad Pitt (not) arrives at the premises, and declines the suggestion to shower because "I already 'ad a shower". If longer than 60 minutes has passed since the aforementioned shower ... please just take the fucking towel and have at least a quick wash ... with soap!

But back to the geezer who thinks he smells of roses. Or assumes that his €100 euros are scented enough to mask his short-comings. He he drops his pants and the lady then has an exercise in non-auto erotic asphyxiation combined with lethal gassing. But the poor cow is expected to take such within her stride and still make the earth move. It very nearly does, the earth, I mean, when she almost pukes.

Joe Bloggs, lying there like his €100 entitles him to be treated like a king even when he's behaving like the most ignorant of tramps, then feels peaved that the service seems distant. Of course it's distant, the poor lady is achieving an out of body experience in order to survive and give him the grand-daddy of all blow-jobs.

Okay, this is an extreme example, but the kind that most ladies working in Ireland can expect to counter 2 to 3 times each day. From the kind of guy who rushes in off the street for a punt that was an after-thought.

There are things that you can do last minute. The afore mentioned pissing and shitting being two good examples. No planning required. You get the urge, and look for the nearest receptacle in which to deposit the load you no longer wish to carry.

Oh wait, that sounds very much like a last minute punt ... I'd say food for thought but that would be in extremely bad taste!

xxx

Pru

That is a fantastic write up, love it, well done Prue.

[Stephanie]

Pru xx,

That is Classic !!

I very rarely if ever take last minute bookings. I don't want to and cannot be the 'right now' girl.

As you said, to give a good experience requires not only physical, but also mental and emotional preparation from a good escort.

I cannot turn on a dime.

Your write up is Brilliant x Thank you for taking the time to contribute and educate

[ksteve]

I haven't read any of these reviews, so I comment as a lady that could understand the circumstances during which a punt would be quite lack-lustre with a lady that is otherwise considered good at her job.

There's nothing worse than a punter who expects you to be ready to give him a dream experience with just 10 minutes notice or less.

The ladies providing the service are human, as is also the client. There are expectations all around.

For the lady, it is nice to be able to prepare your mind for a personality, not a face, not another empty 30 minute encounter. Forget about rapport from the www.ifancyashaglastminute.com guys. A man who books last minute cannot have high expectations and if he does, more fool him. This is the Ryan Air of punting. And we all know what we think of that operation.

He's shown little or no consideration for how he wants to get his pleasure. Chances are that if he planned it last minute, he's in a rush. Assuming he did shower that morning, he has pissed 2 or 3 times, allowing for a good healthy bladder. If he isn't circumcised and merely given his willy a shake afterwards, then his foreskin is fermenting the by-products of this essential human function over the hours leading to his last minute punt;, possibly done a poo, and quite certainly emitted a couple of silent but deadly farts. Farts have very long shadows. Even without foreskin, the pubes and skin are retaining a very non-arousing scent a.k.a stench. But I digress!

Then Mr Brad Pitt (not) arrives at the premises, and declines the suggestion to shower because "I already 'ad a shower". If longer than 60 minutes has passed since the aforementioned shower ... please just take the fucking towel and have at least a quick wash ... with soap!

But back to the geezer who thinks he smells of roses. Or assumes that his €100 euros are scented enough to mask his short-comings. He he drops his pants and the lady then has an exercise in non-auto erotic asphyxiation combined with lethal gassing. But the poor cow is expected to take such within her stride and still make the earth move. It very nearly does, the earth, I mean, when she almost pukes.

Joe Bloggs, lying there like his €100 entitles him to be treated like a king even when he's behaving like the most ignorant of tramps, then feels peaved that the service seems distant. Of course it's distant, the poor lady is achieving an out of body experience in order to survive and give him the grand-daddy of all blow-jobs.

Okay, this is an extreme example, but the kind that most ladies working in Ireland can expect to counter 2 to 3 times each day. From the kind of guy who rushes in off the street for a punt that was an after-thought.

There are things that you can do last minute. The afore mentioned pissing and shitting being two good examples. No planning required. You get the urge, and look for the nearest receptacle in which to deposit the load you no longer wish to carry.

Oh wait, that sounds very much like a last minute punt ... I'd say food for thought but that would be in extremely bad taste!

xxx

Pru

Very good and very hard hitting post -- thank you.

I tend to try to arrange bookings at short notice and therefore am grateful for any pointers on this. I dislike arranging bookings well in advance , for fear that I have to cancel at the last minute.

My preferred modus operandi is to contact the lady and enquire if she will be free at that time or over say the next couple of hours. I can then be flexible and arrive in 30/60/90 mins from then as required.

The showering business is something I dont quite understand girls. You are in control. The guy wants to be there, he wants you, he is on a mission--- tell him to go and shower, no ifs or buts. He will do as directed and if he doesnt , kick him out.!

If the rule is all clients must shower, irrespective of whether they have just come from a shower or not, they will do so and if they dont, then you are better off without them. If necessary, tell them about the shower rule when you take the booking.

[MatureEbonyPru38F]

30 minutes is a reasonable amount of time to give a lady, especially if she's on tour. In England, even regulars need to give me one hours notice minimum. It's 2 hours minimum for others. Your modus operandi is perfect and workable. "Are you available now guys really are a different species. An "Are you available now?" guy has never given me an orgasm, come to think about it. The last minute booking approach is something you get from men accustomed to the walk-in massage parlour set up. And also in this 30 minute culture in Ireland.

It never occurred to me to mention the shower when the booking is being arranged. Next time a guy asks what he gets for the half hour (I never get asked this question this way with relation to one hours), I'll start by saying a shower, knowing full well that he was hoping for a more graphic answer.

xxx

Pru

Very good and very hard hitting post -- thank you.

I tend to try to arrange bookings at short notice and therefore am grateful for any pointers on this. I dislike arranging bookings well in advance , for fear that I have to cancel at the last minute.

My preferred modus operandi is to contact the lady and enquire if she will be free at that time or over say the next couple of hours. I can then be flexible and arrive in 30/60/90 mins from then as required.

The showering business is something I dont quite understand girls. You are in control. The guy wants to be there, he wants you, he is on a mission--- tell him to go and shower, no ifs or buts. He will do as directed and if he doesnt , kick him out.!

If the rule is all clients must shower, irrespective of whether they have just come from a shower or not, they will do so and if they dont, then you are better off without them. If necessary, tell them about the shower rule when you take the booking.

[longtipp]

www.ifancyashaglastminute.com

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[Curvaceous Kate]

I think pru has covered it pretty much from the Escort point of view, but my tip would be to spend some time when you have it checking out who is around at that time and who is going to be around. Maybe pick 3 from each category and keep some details and a number for each one close to hand. Then when and if you get the urge and have the money, instead of playing a guessing game and swatting your finger on a lucky dip picture, you're choosing someone you know appeals to you. The reason I say have 3 at the ready, as often you will find they are not able to see you at short notice, so it allows you 2 knock backs.

You might want to have a mixture of local and touring ladies to choose from as well, as inevitably the touring ones may not be valid choices for long, whereas the local ones will be more likely to at least be resident when you enquire.

Half the problem with these situations is that you haven't read the profiles through well and literally gone with the little man and the picture and that is not really the best method of choice.

Finally, although some ladies may not appreciate it, in some cases if the lady is around for a while, it might be worth giving her a call and explaining that you may have to book at short notice and would that be a problem? Having spoken to her she may assess that you seem geniune and put your name in her phone, so at least she knows you have previously made contact.

Oh and furthermore... maybe consider ladies you have seen before, as at least they will know you, what you like and that you are not a timewaster and maybe more inclined to see you at short notice for those reasons.

[steven1979nevets]

Pru - anybody who doesn't get it after reading that is thick