Do you take any notice of the stats on adverts?

[Banjaxed]

Wait untill Banjaxed is my age Kate and the only time he will be disappointed is when the door does not open.

Who said I was picky? Stats are meaningless to me.

[UKHeather]

that was foreplay talk, and shows us ur fanny and ill tell ya if i do women or not

heather baby........... show us ur tits

Ok but no haggling.
Anyway, you already gave 'em the motorboat. It tickled

[saoirsemac]

Ok but no haggling.
Anyway, you already gave 'em the motorboat. It tickled

sorry i didnt get my chin waxed that day,

[longtipp]

I always check stats against the pics. If the lady doesn't appear to know her bra size, making allowance for white lies, I stay away. Either she is using fake pics or doesn't buy her own clothes or ad is placed by pimp.

[UKHeather]

sorry i didnt get my chin waxed that day,

PMSL! That's ok honey I hadn't shaved my titties

[very shy guy]

Who said I was picky? Stats are meaningless to me.

Did not mean to infer that you were picky banjaxed,when you get to my age and the door is opened with a smile and not slamed shut is a big result.

[saoirsemac]

PMSL! That's ok honey I hadn't shaved my titties

in a while i say, the length of it, but it makes it softer

do you condition? i have a mustash comb, thinking of plaits!

i think id look wise..........

[saoirsemac]

Did not mean to infer that you were picky banjaxed,when you get to my age and the door is opened with a smile and not slamed shut is a big result.

hold the money out declaring, i dnt over stay, my cock is spotless but i will of course have a shower, wash my cock and ass, use the mouthwash.... and it will not be like playing pool with a rope

i bet u find the doors will be swinging opened, with scadily glad women, in the finest hooker gear, going well hellllooooooo mr shy

[Sam Spade]

I bring a measuring tape with me. If the stats dont match the person i meet i'm outta there.

Is that you or the lady?

[Curvaceous Kate]

Is that you or the lady?

Oh lord, can you imagine if the guys had to detail the length of their manhood on here? I wonder how many would tell the truth then?