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    Default On ehour of your life that youll never get back!

    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

    Hia an welcome to the show,please meet flyshit.Flyshit says the internet is screwing up his todger.Flyshit,whats going on???

    "Well Jerry ,it all started about a wek ago when i was on E-I ,an escort website and this ,this,,,,,,,,arghhhhh this Westside.

    Ah Westie,hows he doing Flyshit?.

    "Never mind how hes doing,i wanna kick his arse"."And all of the escorts ar gone and im being chased around be a langer and a westside wannabe.God Jerry,its ruined my life,i can no longer hold the boyo.Its just become too much!"


    We'll be right back..................

    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

    Ah poor Fly
    Westside.

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    Default Unfair Westy!

    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

    Hia an welcome to the show,please meet flyshit.Flyshit says the internet is screwing up his todger.Flyshit,whats going on???

    "Well Jerry ,it all started about a wek ago when i was on E-I ,an escort website and this ,this,,,,,,,,arghhhhh this Westside.

    Ah Westie,hows he doing Flyshit?.

    "Never mind how hes doing,i wanna kick his arse"."And all of the escorts ar gone and im being chased around be a langer and a westside wannabe.God Jerry,its ruined my life,i can no longer hold the boyo.Its just become too much!"


    We'll be right back..................

    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

    Ah poor Fly
    Westside.
    The Jerry Springer Show only allows complete retards.

    Flyshit is way beyond their calibre of retard and anyway no one will have a fucking clue what he is saying. I mean we are here every day and we cant work it out.

    But I got to give you 10 out of 10 for that

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    Wink Second Segment

    JERRY: Ok welcome back folks ........... here we have flyshit and he claims this westside person just won't leave him alone ............ why is that flyshit?
    FLYSHIT: Well ............. I ............. em .............. what I mean is ........... we ............ em ...............
    JERRY: Ok well flyshit is obviously struggling for an answer ....... not to mention the english language (winks at the crowd, they cheer) ............ so lets bring out westside and get to the bottom ....... ahem ......... of this!!!
    WEST: Hey everybody, hey Jerry!!
    JERRY: So westside why won't you leave this flyshit alone?
    WEST: I love him Jerry! He's mine and I want him to just except it!!
    JERRY: What do you mean?? You "love" him love him???
    WEST: Yes Jerry!!
    FLYSHIT: Fuck you west!!!!!!
    WEST: I wish!!!! (giggles like a little girl)
    JERRY: Ok calm down everybody ............. now westside just tell us the whole story, how you both met and fell in love etc?????
    WEST: Ok Jerry, I was in my local bar one night when in walked this gorgeous guy with a mohican hair-cut ......
    FLYSHIT: Coz I'm a Brazilian Jerry ...........
    WEST: .......... and I just knew I had to have him!! So we got to talking, had a few drinks and we eventually ended up back in my place were one thing lead to another ............ a real night of passion!!! I felt like a little boy again!! (winking at the crowd)
    JERRY: "Little boy"? Whatever that means ................ anyway so what's the problem flyshit?? Westside seems like a nice enough guy I guess??
    FLYSHIT: That's the problem Jerry!!! Hi IS a guy!!!! The night I met HIM he was dressed as a woman ............. and I was drunk .............. how would you like to reach under a skirt and grab hold of a fucking tree trunk?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
    JERRY: Oh I see .......... so you two didn't have sex??
    FLYSHIT: No!!!!!! Well .............
    WEST: I sucked his little brown prick for hours until he came all over my face ............. but he wouldn't fuck my little rusty bullet-hole Jerry!!!! I love him, he's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    JERRY: We'll be right back with our resident psychologist Dr. Bigpaws to see if he can't sort these two freaks out ............ don't go away!!

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    Default superb

    absolutely superb made my afternoon

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    Default Hiya welcome back.........................................

    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    JERRY: Ok welcome back folks ........... here we have flyshit and he claims this westside person just won't leave him alone ............ why is that flyshit?
    FLYSHIT: Well ............. I ............. em .............. what I mean is ........... we ............ em ...............
    JERRY: Ok well flyshit is obviously struggling for an answer ....... not to mention the english language (winks at the crowd, they cheer) ............ so lets bring out westside and get to the bottom ....... ahem ......... of this!!!
    WEST: Hey everybody, hey Jerry!!
    JERRY: So westside why won't you leave this flyshit alone?
    WEST: I love him Jerry! He's mine and I want him to just except it!!
    JERRY: What do you mean?? You "love" him love him???
    WEST: Yes Jerry!!
    FLYSHIT: Fuck you west!!!!!!
    WEST: I wish!!!! (giggles like a little girl)
    JERRY: Ok calm down everybody ............. now westside just tell us the whole story, how you both met and fell in love etc?????
    WEST: Ok Jerry, I was in my local bar one night when in walked this gorgeous guy with a mohican hair-cut ......
    FLYSHIT: Coz I'm a Brazilian Jerry ...........
    WEST: .......... and I just knew I had to have him!! So we got to talking, had a few drinks and we eventually ended up back in my place were one thing lead to another ............ a real night of passion!!! I felt like a little boy again!! (winking at the crowd)
    JERRY: "Little boy"? Whatever that means ................ anyway so what's the problem flyshit?? Westside seems like a nice enough guy I guess??
    FLYSHIT: That's the problem Jerry!!! Hi IS a guy!!!! The night I met HIM he was dressed as a woman ............. and I was drunk .............. how would you like to reach under a skirt and grab hold of a fucking tree trunk?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
    JERRY: Oh I see .......... so you two didn't have sex??
    FLYSHIT: No!!!!!! Well .............
    WEST: I sucked his little brown prick for hours until he came all over my face ............. but he wouldn't fuck my little rusty bullet-hole Jerry!!!! I love him, he's mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    JERRY: We'll be right back with our resident psychologist Dr. Bigpaws to see if he can't sort these two freaks out ............ don't go away!!

    Paws
    Jerry "if youve just joined us ,we have Flyshit here claiming westside wont leave him along"."But youve something to tell West Flyshit?".

    Fly "Ive being seeing someone else".

    West "What?"

    Jerry " Well ive being seeing.........Bigpaws"

    West "What".

    Jerry " lets bring out Paws"

    Fly runs over and gives him a big kiss ,West in the meantime sits down in the audience.

    Jerry "West we have a surprise for you though"

    West "great"

    Jerry "please meet Caprice and The Sweetie"

    JERRY JERRY JERRY JERRY

    Jerry "well West" West ? West? Wheres West??"

    West outruns his onw legs and heads out the back, Mia Mia pops out and chases him out the to the stage again, Caprice makes a dive and grabs the Sweeties legs and pull her dress down.

    West "I knew those two were at it" "Two gays and two lesbos" What a party.

    And so another episode ends,
    Westside.

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    Wink Third Segment!!

    JERRY: Welcome back, now we have Dr. Bigpaws here to explain what's going on here ..........
    BIGPAWS: Hi Jerry ........... after talking to these two sickos ....
    JERRY: Sorry doctor isn't that politically incorrect??
    BIGPAWS: Sorry Jerry .......... after speaking in depth to these two freaks I have come to the conclusion that they are way beyond help.
    FLYSHIT: Jajajajajajaja!!! (west is sucking flyshit's cock while sticking his big toe up west's arse)
    BIGPAWS: See!! (pointing towards the couple)
    JERRY: Yes I see doctor ............. Steve???
    STEVE: I'll get the hose Jerry ............
    BIGPAWS: Westside is suffering from gender identity crisis brought on by being sexually molested as a young boy by a much older gentleman ........... even his profile on EI states, and I quote, "I want to be a woman". Under gender he writes "Tv/Ts" .........
    JERRY: And flyshit??
    BIGPAWS: He's just a cunt with hair!!
    JERRY: Thanks doctor .............

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    Sorry I had no time to read you all, really sorry but hope I am glad if I am bringing some happiness into your already happy and succesfull (jajajjaaa, sorry can't stop myself) life

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    Wink Translation

    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    Sorry I had no time to read you all, really sorry but hope I am glad if I am bringing some happiness into your already happy and succesfull (jajajjaaa, sorry can't stop myself) life
    Let me translate to you english speakers here what flyshit was attempting to write ............... "I must apologise but unfortunately I didn't have time to read the thread in it's entirety but I would like to take this time to say how delighted I am that I have brought a little extra happiness to your already happy and successful (hahahahaha, I really can't help chuckling) life. Thank you for listening dear friends."

    Yes I know it still doesn't make any real sense, that's because flyshit's problem is not the language barrier but rather the fact that he is a complete and utter idiot!!

    Paws
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    Default I couldnt have put it better....

    Sorry Epsilon ...couldnt resist it when it comes to flyshit.

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