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    Default Are you attracted to witches?

    Inspired by another recent thread.


    Personally, I think witches are hot. Well, some of them anyway.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    I am a witch.

    I have a broomstick, a familiar, and a coven.

    And a third nipple.





















    I made the nipple bit up
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

    Only sad bastards seek gratification from signatures

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I am a witch.

    I have a broomstick, a familiar, and a coven.

    And a third nipple.





















    I made the nipple bit up
    Self-promotion! And a false one with small print to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna23 View Post
    Self-promotion! And a false one with small print to it!
    Oh, sorry.

    I am a WET pulsating and VERY horny witch too
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    [QUOTE=lucy chambers;755429
    And a third nipple.[/QUOTE]

    That's called a clitoris. And yes, Satan gave it to you because he wanted to bother men with having to sexually satisfy women. The fiend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    That's called a clitoris. And yes, Satan gave it to you because he wanted to bother men with having to sexually satisfy women. The fiend!
    Mousey! You know what a clitoris is?!

    Who knew?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Mousey! You know what a clitoris is?!

    Who knew?

    I know where the septic tank is too but I don't go looking in the fucking thing!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    I know where the septic tank is too but I don't go looking in the fucking thing!
    Roflmao.

    Ok, post of the night. I may use that as my new signature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    I know where the septic tank is too but I don't go looking in the fucking thing!
    Way to go mousey,bit of the caveman in you still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mousey View Post
    I know where the septic tank is too but I don't go looking in the fucking thing!
    As long as the council does not find it Mousey they will not be able to charge for it.

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