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    Default Are you attracted to witches?

    Inspired by another recent thread.


    Personally, I think witches are hot. Well, some of them anyway.

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    I am a witch.

    I have a broomstick, a familiar, and a coven.

    And a third nipple.





















    I made the nipple bit up
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    Inspired by another recent thread.


    Personally, I think witches are hot. Well, some of them anyway.

    Ive always been attracted to them, well apart from Grotbags lol

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    Yes, it's brilliant because.there's no such thing as erectile disfunction with them, they'll just magic a boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Yes, it's brilliant because.there's no such thing as erectile disfunction with them, they'll just magic a boner

    In fairness if Lucy was a witch the above wud not be an issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    I am a witch.

    I have a broomstick, a familiar, and a coven.

    And a third nipple.





















    I made the nipple bit up
    Self-promotion! And a false one with small print to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna23 View Post
    Self-promotion! And a false one with small print to it!
    Oh, sorry.

    I am a WET pulsating and VERY horny witch too
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    Quote Originally Posted by wakka View Post
    In fairness if Lucy was a witch the above wud not be an issue
    True, never been a problem to date
    So that means either A shes's not a witch
    Or B she's been casting spells on me without my knowledge
    Last edited by max california; 15-04-12 at 22:33. Reason: Spelling again
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    Quote Originally Posted by max california View Post
    Or B she's been caating spells on me
    she cast a spell over me anyway


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    [QUOTE=lucy chambers;755429
    And a third nipple.[/QUOTE]

    That's called a clitoris. And yes, Satan gave it to you because he wanted to bother men with having to sexually satisfy women. The fiend!

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