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    Default The Mistress !!!!

    The following is my confession, which I hope my wife will forgive me for..........

    Over the past three months I have have had a certain relationship with a lady whom I have found quite addictive!
    Her beauty, fine lines, grace and racy nature always gets my pulse racing (memo - make appointment with Doctor).

    After spending some time with her last Sunday, I discovered that even I can lavish too much attention.
    As after washing, drying and polishing her, I discovered that my back finally gave out!
    Serves me right for thinking I was a younger man!

    So today (Saturday), after a week long of being chauffeured by my dutiful wife (in a Saab of all vehicles ),
    I was finally able to get into and enjoy the ride that my mistress delivers.

    Oh how I missed this lady, whom I will never take for granted again!

    So if I was to ask, who is / would be the perfect mistress for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Spade View Post
    The following is my confession, which I hope my wife will forgive me for..........

    Over the past three months I have have had a certain relationship with a lady whom I have found quite addictive!
    Her beauty, fine lines, grace and racy nature always gets my pulse racing (memo - make appointment with Doctor).

    After spending some time with her last Sunday, I discovered that even I can lavish too much attention.
    As after washing, drying and polishing her, I discovered that my back finally gave out!
    Serves me right for thinking I was a younger man!

    So today (Saturday), after a week long of being chauffeured by my dutiful wife (in a Saab of all vehicles ),
    I was finally able to get into and enjoy the ride that my mistress delivers.

    Oh how I missed this lady, whom I will never take for granted again!

    So if I was to ask, who is / would be the perfect mistress for you?
    You're talking about a car... right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    You're talking about a car... right?
    Don't worry Kate, it happens when a guy gets too old!

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    So if I was to ask, who is / would be the perfect mistress for you?
    Well I know it wouldn't be a bloody car.
    Cars are just tools to get you from A to B.
    Now some of the beautiful ladies I've seen
    from this site is a different matter entirely.
    They shall remain nameless but all would
    be the perfect mistress( I wish )

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    You're talking about a car... right?
    Reckon it's a motorbike...........Harley, Fireblade or Ducati?

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