Originally Posted by
Sam Spade
The following is my confession, which I hope my wife will forgive me for..........
Over the past three months I have have had a certain relationship with a lady whom I have found quite addictive!
Her beauty, fine lines, grace and racy nature always gets my pulse racing (memo - make appointment with Doctor).
After spending some time with her last Sunday, I discovered that even I can lavish too much attention.
As after washing, drying and polishing her, I discovered that my back finally gave out!
Serves me right for thinking I was a younger man!
So today (Saturday), after a week long of being chauffeured by my dutiful wife (in a Saab of all vehicles ),
I was finally able to get into and enjoy the ride that my mistress delivers.
Oh how I missed this lady, whom I will never take for granted again!
So if I was to ask, who is / would be the perfect mistress for you?