i broke my penis yesterday evening.
my cock and balls now look like i have been seeping them in a bucket of ribena for the past month.
the doctor at the hospital said its the worst he's ever seen...i'd say he says that to us all tho...he reckons its going to be about six weeks before i ejaculate again....i feel sorry for that unfortunate girl whomever she may be.
anyway i just thought i'd share this with you all while i sit here in my crotchless pants spread eagled in morphine induced bliess.
not looking forward to my 3 o'clock toilet break as much as i mormally do... i'll post a photo when im a little more mobile...until them im MIA...prey for me