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    Default explain this one to the boss!

    i broke my penis yesterday evening.
    my cock and balls now look like i have been seeping them in a bucket of ribena for the past month.

    the doctor at the hospital said its the worst he's ever seen...i'd say he says that to us all tho...he reckons its going to be about six weeks before i ejaculate again....i feel sorry for that unfortunate girl whomever she may be.

    anyway i just thought i'd share this with you all while i sit here in my crotchless pants spread eagled in morphine induced bliess.
    not looking forward to my 3 o'clock toilet break as much as i mormally do... i'll post a photo when im a little more mobile...until them im MIA...prey for me

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    Default Physical Therapy should be fun...............................

    Quote Originally Posted by d4head View Post
    i broke my penis yesterday evening.
    my cock and balls now look like i have been seeping them in a bucket of ribena for the past month.

    the doctor at the hospital said its the worst he's ever seen...i'd say he says that to us all tho...he reckons its going to be about six weeks before i ejaculate again....i feel sorry for that unfortunate girl whomever she may be.

    anyway i just thought i'd share this with you all while i sit here in my crotchless pants spread eagled in morphine induced bliess.
    not looking forward to my 3 o'clock toilet break as much as i mormally do... i'll post a photo when im a little more mobile...until them im MIA...prey for me
    Tie one end of a rope around it and the other end around your ankle and go jogging.

    Of i know nothing about this,
    Westside.

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    Default hmmmmmm

    i'd do that westie but it already reaches my ankle!!!!!!!!
    sure anyway its raining outsite

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    WTF


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    WTF is right. How in the hell can you break your penis. What were you shagging a hippopotamus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    WTF is right. How in the hell can you break your penis. What were you shagging a hippopotamus?
    are they advertising on here now too???

    how much for 30mins????

    :P

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    Last time i was with an escort, i had to go to the hospital immediately after with possibly worst pain in my groin, turned out to be a torsion and had surgery like 60 mins after i was in emergency.
    Still not over it and that was 3 weeks ago :S

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    Ouch!!

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    LOL

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    I was having a really bad day today , that is until i logged on and read about your misfortune . Ooh that musta hurt dude , ooh i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy . My next visit with an escort will be dedicated to your speedy recovery !

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