fucking dog owner

[Lilian]

what is everyones favourite tyoe of dog. I think labradors are great. Really friendly but require plenty exercise as they put on weight easily. Glad to hear your dog is okay mer

Labradors ? To risky , dont you know how many of their owners go blind ?


My favourites are Cangals and Rhodesian Ridgeback , difficult to say all dogs are geourges , but this both are closest to my own personality and I guess thats why I like them most !

[skyliner]

i love dogs and wud never lay a hand on them, but this 1 was outta control and off a leash i had to take action or my little dog wud be probably dead!! its a good job that i had that stick with or it would have been a lot worse!! people like him dont deserve to have dogs they have no brain and they cant even take care of themselves never mind the dog its a disgrace!

i hope his face is sore tonight!! the cheeky git anyway

I totally love dogs but if one attacked my lad I would happily rip the fuckers throat out!!! You did absolutely the right thing Mer.

[Mousey]

You did the right thing, Butterboy.

Nobody should be allowed to have dogs in towns or cities, though. In my fascistic utopia, nobody would be allowed a dog licence unless they passed a strict means test (or in the case of good-looking women, gave me a blowjob).

[Stephanie]

You did the right thing, Butterboy.

Nobody should be allowed to have dogs in towns or cities, though. In my fascistic utopia, nobody would be allowed a dog licence unless they passed a strict means test (or in the case of good-looking women, gave me a blowjob).

I would apply same rules to becoming a parent (not the city ban lol, but the means test)..

Mouse, you are on the right path..

[ladiesman217]

You did the right thing, Butterboy.

Nobody should be allowed to have dogs in towns or cities, though. In my fascistic utopia, nobody would be allowed a dog licence unless they passed a strict means test (or in the case of good-looking women, gave me a blowjob).

Did..... Did I just agree with everything Mousey just said????

[mer]

Did..... Did I just agree with everything Mousey just said????

ahh just bend over me oul flower lol

[ladiesman217]

ahh just bend over me oul flower lol

a) LDM bends over for no one, except on request of a lady in which case it is just a PURELY MEDICAL ASSESSMENT.

b) I ain't your flower ya parsnip!

c) Well there is no c but you get the point.

[mer]

a) LDM bends over for no one, except on request of a lady in which case it is just a PURELY MEDICAL ASSESSMENT.

b) I ain't your flower ya parsnip!

c) Well there is no c but you get the point.

i am not a no one tho i am Mer lol now kneel for your master

[ladiesman217]

i am not a no one tho i am Mer lol now kneel for your master

You only exist cos LDM allows you exist..... So such blasphemy again and I shall obliterate your blessed butter from this planet!

[mer]

You only exist cos LDM allows you exist..... So such blasphemy again and I shall obliterate your blessed butter from this planet!

ohhhhhhhh strike me almighty one nah you have it all wrong you see i exist cause i came from a pair of testicles and swam up this fecking thing called a fallopian tube and won the race for life