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    Default Awaiting the backlash

    Beer problem for men! Beer contains female hormones!

    Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

    Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

    To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :

    1) Argued over nothing.
    2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked excessively without making sense.
    5) Became overly emotional.
    6) Couldn't drive.
    7) Failed to think rationally.
    8) Had to sit down while urinating.

    No further testing was considered necessary.

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! Sorry ladies ,couldnt resist.

    Im like a woman about twice a year so,
    Westside.

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    The test obviously was meant to find out about men who do not show themselves traids of women at first, as the vast majority of men do not need to drink even one pint of beer to prove the points right, as an example just see "westie" in E-I.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    The test obviously was meant to find out about men who do not show themselves traids of women at first, as the vast majority of men do not need to drink even one pint of beer to prove the points right, as an example just see "westie" in E-I.
    actually i have being told that i think like a woman sometimes.Whether this is true or not who knows.

    Thank you for your input,
    Westside.

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    Wink Cock-sucker!!

    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    actually i have being told that i think like a woman sometimes.Whether this is true or not who knows.

    Thank you for your input,
    Westside.
    You're confused (nothing new!!) west ............... sucking cock makes you think you ARE a woman, it doesn't make you think LIKE a woman!!!!

    Just a joke west, don't go all cunty now ...........

    Paws
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigpaws View Post
    You're confused (nothing new!!) west ............... sucking cock makes you think you ARE a woman, it doesn't make you think LIKE a woman!!!!

    Just a joke west, don't go all cunty now ...........

    Paws
    I actually think he has a point, Westie isn't telling a lie, Its like the test with women and beer, I guess there's an opposite reaction, they get loud, want to fight, think they are invincible, They're rude, arrogant and to top it off they will piss anywhere. Just like guys.
    Alexi Diamond Voted No1 by Bigpaws http://www.escort-ireland.com/boards...4780#post14780 Why not come and find out for yourself......

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    jajaja that's a very good one Honey!!! I mean, they are not even drunk when writing here, so what kinda animals will they turn into when they got a beer in their hands ?? I am sure they didn't expect it, and now they will pretend they are nice little sheeps and give you a big smile and compliment you for your good sense of humour, at the end of the day they are machos behind the smoke of anonimity and as you said with a beer, but a woman will put them down to their knees every time she wants to. Well, that's why they need to get rid off that frustrating feeling by confronting other men so as to regain their feelings of selfworthiness and confidence, pathetic. I wonder if they identify themselves to escorts by their nicknames, or if they even visit escorts at all cause they may just pretend they are something they are not in order to remember the good times ... the manhood doesn't last forever, and when the time comes the rejection to accept reality leads to all kind of weird beheaviour, mainly exposed in the form of an invincible macho type.

    Have a nice day all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    jajaja that's a very good one Honey!!! I mean, they are not even drunk when writing here, so what kinda animals will they turn into when they got a beer in their hands ?? I am sure they didn't expect it, and now they will pretend they are nice little sheeps and give you a big smile and compliment you for your good sense of humour, at the end of the day they are machos behind the smoke of anonimity and as you said with a beer, but a woman will put them down to their knees every time she wants to. Well, that's why they need to get rid off that frustrating feeling by confronting other men so as to regain their feelings of selfworthiness and confidence, pathetic. I wonder if they identify themselves to escorts by their nicknames, or if they even visit escorts at all cause they may just pretend they are something they are not in order to remember the good times ... the manhood doesn't last forever, and when the time comes the rejection to accept reality leads to all kind of weird beheaviour, mainly exposed in the form of an invincible macho type.

    Have a nice day all
    Thank you for telling us all what a man should be like.

    Honey, you might want to pull those cheeks back a bit more so he can do a better job of licking your arse.

    Lick, lick,lick,
    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flypan View Post
    jajaja that's a very good one Honey!!! I mean, they are not even drunk when writing here, so what kinda animals will they turn into when they got a beer in their hands ?? I am sure they didn't expect it, and now they will pretend they are nice little sheeps and give you a big smile and compliment you for your good sense of humour, at the end of the day they are machos behind the smoke of anonimity and as you said with a beer, but a woman will put them down to their knees every time she wants to. Well, that's why they need to get rid off that frustrating feeling by confronting other men so as to regain their feelings of selfworthiness and confidence, pathetic. I wonder if they identify themselves to escorts by their nicknames, or if they even visit escorts at all cause they may just pretend they are something they are not in order to remember the good times ... the manhood doesn't last forever, and when the time comes the rejection to accept reality leads to all kind of weird beheaviour, mainly exposed in the form of an invincible macho type.

    Have a nice day all
    Again flyshit completely misunderstands a post!! What an idiot!!! Alexi was joking flyshit!!! Ever heard of sarcasm? Humour?? A fucking joke???!!!

    Anyway ............. how you doing Alexi? It's been a while, when you gonna come visit us again??

    Paws

    By the way flyshit you can stop wondering if I visit escorts, Alexi can tell you that I definately do visit escorts ............... but not so much since I met Alexi, it's hard to go back to "normal" escorts after having been with the best!!
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