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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Just thinking this thread gives rise to a whole new favorite....instead of GFE it is WE (wife experience) the escort dresses down and feigns absolutely no interest in having sex with the client but eventually lets him when he promises her the fee....hmmmm can't see it catching on somehow!!!
    I once managed to get a new washer and tumble dryer out of my ex hubby in exchange for sex
    I was subtle though! Womanly wiles and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    I once managed to get a new washer and tumble dryer out of my ex hubby in exchange for sex
    I was subtle though! Womanly wiles and all that.
    I don't doubt it at all, washing machine and tubule dryer seems like a good rate but then it was an overnight appointment!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    I don't doubt it at all, washing machine and tubule dryer seems like a good rate but then it was an overnight appointment!!!!!
    Maybe we can start a barter economy through E-I?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banjaxed View Post
    Maybe we can start a barter economy through E-I?
    Sounds like a good idea but I think I would have a lot less to offer through barter than I do with cash!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doodlebug View Post
    Sounds like a good idea but I think I would have a lot less to offer through barter than I do with cash!!!
    Maybe when the cash ruins out - start offering escorts my TV for an overnight appointment, or draft a Will for them for a seven hour appointment (a solicitor once told me there's six hours work in a Will - me hole!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    I once managed to get a new washer and tumble dryer out of my ex hubby in exchange for sex
    I was subtle though! Womanly wiles and all that.
    Are you sure he wasn't down the pub the next day telling his mates how he managed to bed the ex-missus for a knocked off washer/dryer that his mate Barry had "acquired" for him on the cheap?
    Uncle Bertha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uisce Beatha View Post
    Are you sure he wasn't down the pub the next day telling his mates how he managed to bed the ex-missus for a knocked off washer/dryer that his mate Barry had "acquired" for him on the cheap?
    Uncle Bertha
    That sounds very probable.. except this was while I was still married to him! I can see how I wasn't clear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uisce Beatha View Post
    Are you sure he wasn't down the pub the next day telling his mates how he managed to bed the ex-missus for a knocked off washer/dryer that his mate Barry had "acquired" for him on the cheap?
    Uncle Bertha
    Anyway, Barry only does quality gear!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    And yet... It's the question I get asked by almost every client I meet!
    Why does anyone want/need to know about an escorts personal life?
    maybe you are very good communicator and your guests fell very at ease with you and ask the question without thinking as if you were to have meet in normal circumstances, on the other hand i ahve had girls tell me about there boyfriends/ partners wiyhout me asking

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcgyver View Post
    maybe you are very good communicator and your guests fell very at ease with you and ask the question without thinking as if you were to have meet in normal circumstances, on the other hand i ahve had girls tell me about there boyfriends/ partners wiyhout me asking
    Now that you've mentioned it.. I agree that's most likely what it is.
    Sometimes I chat truthfully with clients. It depends who it is.
    Chat often happens naturally, but at times clients fire off questions.
    For instance, some clients see us for the first time and gossip about other escorts private affairs. It would be madness to chat honestly with those men. They get the version I want them to have
    Last edited by UKHeather; 01-04-12 at 21:32.

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