Vicar caught with potatoe up his arse

**Doozer** · 29-03-12, 19:28

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.

**dr love** · 29-03-12, 19:34

Vegetarian is he .: lol

**Julius Caesar** · 29-03-12, 19:43

Zig zig spud nick ........

**dr love** · 29-03-12, 19:45

Originally Posted by Julius Caesar

Zig zig spud nick ........

Pmsl !!!!! Very good jules , head cleared up then .: doc

**Julius Caesar** · 29-03-12, 19:47

Originally Posted by dr love

Pmsl !!!!! Very good jules , head cleared up then .: doc

Ah yes just enjoying a nice pint and off to bed for me bro

**carlos marvado** · 29-03-12, 19:48

Tell the vicar to shove a pine cone up his jacksie the next time.........it will biodegrade in about 6 months time leaving him with a delightful pine fresh anal odour.

**Julius Caesar** · 29-03-12, 19:50

If he farts you could call him a spud gun

**dr love** · 29-03-12, 19:52

Originally Posted by Julius Caesar

Ah yes just enjoying a nice pint and off to bed for me bro

nice one jules , enjoy both .: doc

**Anna23** · 29-03-12, 20:03

Ah, some people have such interesting sex lives and fetishes...

We should spice things up here on EI. Everyone is doing the same things. It's getting a bit boring. I didn't even got a chance to try out the pantyhose fetish yet and I've been hanging round here for like 10 years.

**Julius Caesar** · 29-03-12, 20:26

Originally Posted by Anna23

Ah, some people have such interesting sex lives and fetishes...

We should spice things up here on EI. Everyone is doing the same things. It's getting a bit boring. I didn't even got a chance to try out the pantyhose fetish yet and I've been hanging round here for like 10 years.

Belive me my life is soooooo far from boring

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