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    Default How the hell do they do it???

    Ever wonder just how the hell guys in porn can keep going for so long and so fast before cumming? Maybe its just me, you guys might be as good as those guys I would love to be able to perform like that. What is there secret, is it a technique or some kind of drug??
    How long dose the average Joe, last during penetration at a normal pace??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish1982 View Post
    Ever wonder just how the hell guys in porn can keep going for so long and so fast before cumming? Maybe its just me, you guys might be as good as those guys I would love to be able to perform like that. What is there secret, is it a technique or some kind of drug??
    How long dose the average Joe, last during penetration at a normal pace??
    I think it's called edititing. It's like in the same way if you watch with the anal play her bottom is all lubed up already, but you don't see them stop and get the lube out. They should have disclaimers at the start and finish of each porn telling you that breaks were taken during the session and lube used so no porn stars were hurt, abused or able to last during the whole of the session... please do not try this at home! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    can we try it at work kate, lol.
    Funny you should say that Ketchup, as I often DO try it at work hahaha x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irish1982 View Post
    Ever wonder just how the hell guys in porn can keep going for so long and so fast before cumming? Maybe its just me, you guys might be as good as those guys I would love to be able to perform like that. What is there secret, is it a technique or some kind of drug??
    How long dose the average Joe, last during penetration at a normal pace??
    The funniest clients are the ones who try to emulate porn. The middle aged irishman with a fake american pornstar accent cracks me up every time. Oh yeah baby!

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    The funniest clients are the ones who try to emulate porn. The middle aged irishman with a fake american pornstar accent cracks me up every time. Oh yeah baby!
    Am I just being sensitive or do you make the words 'middle aged Irishman' sound like the opposite of the words 'porn star'?
    Last edited by BDogg; 21-03-12 at 08:37.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BDogg View Post
    Am I just being sensitive or do you make the words 'middle aged Irishman' sound like the opposite of the words 'porn star'?
    LOL - Not at all, It's a middle aged irishman client who came to mind. It depends on your perception I guess. If you are a middle aged irish porn star, my apologies
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    Sure Ron Jeremy i middle aged

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    The funniest clients are the ones who try to emulate porn. The middle aged irishman with a fake american pornstar accent cracks me up every time. Oh yeah baby!
    Actually I have worked with a few escorts like that. You try explaining to the cleaner why your mate is screaming Do me Daddy while you are trying to eat your rice crispies. In an American accent. She was from Stoke on Trent.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDogg View Post
    Am I just being sensitive or do you make the words 'middle aged Irishman' sound like the opposite of the words 'porn star'?
    What would an Irish porn star be called?

    Seamus O shagger?

    Declan Diggler?

    Mick the Prick?

    Hmm. I like this game
    Last edited by lucy chambers; 21-03-12 at 09:17.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Actually I have worked with a few escorts like that. You try explaining to the cleaner why your mate is screaming Do me Daddy while you are trying to eat your rice crispies. In an American accent. She was from Stoke on Trent.
    Happens a lot to us Irish

    Some of us go to the States for a weekend and come back with thick American accents
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