Why is this illegal

[carlos marvado]

Read my lips Carlos lol. As long as they do not disturb the neighbours!!!! Anyone who is being a pain in the arse and an unreasonable time of night that prevents others from sleeping should be cautioned politely and if they persist asked to leave the next day. Considering an Escort worth her salt would be discrete and not want to draw attention to herself, she should be able to work within a hotel without having a beacon over her head saying 'I'm a prostitute!'.

We are like any other paying guest and as someone who is a frequenter of Escorts, I'm surprised you have not yet worked out that we are just normal people providing a service. (Well most of us).

Ah yes, I'm well aware that escorts are normal people, but even normal people can get very exuberant when in the throws of passion. I remember one lady in the UK got served with an ASBO some time back. Seemingly herself and the boyfriend/husband were at it at all hours of the day and night and the neighbours had difficulty getting to sleep with her dulcet tones.

I speak from personal experience here. I once babysat for a friend who is in the same line of work as your good self. She and another friend headed off to a club and brought two men back to the apartment at some ungodly hour. At that stage I went to one bedroom in the hope of getting a good nights sleep but lo and behold, one couple started shagging in the bedroom to the right of me while the other couple started shagging in the living room to the left of me........and these two ladies were of the vocal variety. It was like an orgy in stereo. Now I'm an open minded individual, but I was really looking forward to a good night's sleep on that occasion.

So ladies, when you're shagging away with great gusto, have some consideration.........it could be me in the room next door, and God knows, I need my beauty sleep.

[Curvaceous Kate]

Sounds to me like they were not working on that occasion and as such did not have their professional heads on, but were enjoying the experience for themselves.

I have to admit I can be vocal, so could be accused of being a little hypocritical, but that is why I don't take bookings after 9pm when I'm at a hotel. Hotels tend to be pretty empty during the day time, as most people are there to be in the location and not at the hotel, so it's not such a problem.

We do have brains though Carlos and we are capable of making these kind of choices, so we don't disturb the peace. Even then you have to be fairly careful, as the chamber maid will get suspicious if they see a succession of men coming in and out of your room.