Dinner date with an Escort.

[Davina]

I once did an overnight in London, hotel room with lovely shag pile carpet, lightly fragranced with damp, and a bath that was almost clean. He set the mood with the Prices white emergency candles, 10 cans of stella 2 litres of white lightening and 40 Lamberts. Then he whisked me off for a romantic meal at the macdonalds drive through. We went back to the hotel where he quaffed the digestifs while I sat and contemplated the delights of my new role as executive companion.