Should Escorts review Clients publicly ?

[max california]

Review of Max
Duration of appointment one hour,
Duration of sex two minutes
Cleanliness good, brought his own stuff,
Punctuality good, arrived on time, left on time,
Would you see again, Yes easy money
Would you recommend, Yes easy money

[FozzyJericho]

ya be funny lol all the studs on the boards wud be brought back down to earth lol it wont ever happen tho lads you know why?? i dont know eithier lol

Wouldn't happen cos lads are too sensitive so if a girl said something bad on here they would lose the plot and besides girls depend on repeat customers so they would not want to offend but this is purely a lil fun topic for discussion :-)

[ladiesman217]

On a serious note, one of the drawbacks of this I can foresee is that anyone, unless an appointment is made via PM, could claim to be a poster from the boards when he really isn't and thus possibly discredit that poster.

[mer]

Wouldn't happen cos lads are too sensitive so if a girl said something bad on here they would lose the plot and besides girls depend on repeat customers so they would not want to offend but this is purely a lil fun topic for discussion :-)

ohh id agree it wud be fun lol

[very shy guy]

Really not an ego boost hhahaha I ain't that confident in my performance i just think it would be fun for escorts to use the same criteria we use to review them and to be fair lads if you couldn't take a bad review then ya need to grow up men ...sadly Are Not gods gift to women haha

No Fozzy they usually keep that under the mattress,funniest looking torch I ever seen,lol.

[the traveller]

On a serious note, one of the drawbacks of this I can foresee is that anyone, unless an appointment is made via PM, could claim to be a poster from the boards when he really isn't and thus possibly discredit that poster.

I think that this has happened already,and I also think that we are already reviewed by the ladies,
just not in public.I like the little comments left after the review,especially from a lady who doesn't
usually leave a comment (except for the odd row).You know it's just for you then!!

[Morpheus]

On a serious note, one of the drawbacks of this I can foresee is that anyone, unless an appointment is made via PM, could claim to be a poster from the boards when he really isn't and thus possibly discredit that poster.

Woo Hoo!! I'm James Cork the Langer then!!!!

[Morpheus]

Just been thinking should escorts leave us reviews I mean we all know that a lot of girls share their experiences and knowledge with other girls but I for one would love a client review make things interesting ;-) What does everyone think and this is a bit of fun so please treat this pat as just that :-)

I don't have anyting against it. Not because of any confidence on my part. If the ladies truly said what they think of me (physical appearance, sexual performance, etc...) it would be very embarrassing . Having said that, I am a big proponent of the review system as it stands (without any watering down), as it has helped me find some lovely escorts. Therefore, i think fair is fair, and cannot object if the ladies wanted to counter review clients.

However, it would never work. If the ladies truly told us what they thought - it would scare away the vast majority of clients!!! Could you imagine either Saoirse or Heather writing a client review??? It would put any man in his place!!

I think the current system where an escort can reply to her review is more usefull, even if few take the opportunity to do so.

[Morpheus]

Here is a funny (if not realistic) version of what an escort would write if she were wiritng a review of a client!

Incidentally this is taken from storiesfrombehindtheredlight (a website by independant escorts in Ireland)


I have shortened it but you can get the full verson above:


How does it feel to be reviewed?

Well for me, fine. Because when I need to vent..I review you too.

Time: 11.51 AM

Place: His, rather sad run down semi just off the high street. Floral curtains, carpets could do with a clean plus a slight smell of stale cat. I used the bathroom, there was fungus behind the radiator so I did not use the towel. The towel was pink.

Description: John B. Hunter is around 46 and a half, maybe 9 months. He describes himself as being 42, but hey ho, a punt is a punt so there we go. He is pale skinned, with an auburn hued comb over and slightly watery eyes. His love handles are voluptuous, and when at last his cock appears from under his midriff it is white, with a purple head and a vein running slightly to the left. All in all, Mr. Average personified.

The Meeting: After John was finally persuaded to stop lapping at my face like the andrex puppy gone wrong, I managed to position him on the bed and perform fellatio…this was slightly impeded by the fact that John continually jerked his hips in a staccato fashion, forcing me to suffocate on his larger than average ball sack. He then requested to return the favour on me – I surrendered.

Johns cunnilingus technique consisted of alternately clamping his teeth around my labia minora, and attempting to extend them like ear flaps, to sucking my clitoris so hard it went numb. This was made slightly worse by the bristle on his chin, so one half is numb and the other half feels as though its grappling with a hedgehog. His saliva then dripped down to my ass, making me feel a little sick, so I flipped him onto his back, performed a karate type manoeuvre to keep him clamped there while I slid a condom on. After writhing around for exactly 2 minutes 21 seconds he ejaculated while screaming thank you thank you thank you. We then exchanged tedious small talk while I attempted to get dressed without him getting the bright idea of doing it twice.
All in all, an average punt

Would you return? Oh yes

Would you recommend? Highly




PMSL!!!! I love the bit at the end! After all she's run down the fella - Would you return: Oh Yes!!!!! Would you recommend: Highly!!!!!!!

There are tears in my eyes!!

[doodlebug]

Don't think its a good idea, but then I don't think its a good idea to review the girls. The one comment that might make us all stop and think is....

Value for money.....NO!!!!!