E-I March Competition

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Inerview No. 69 with Escort Swallowdecum.

Interviewer: Are you in this line of business because of the money?

Swallowdecum: No, not at all, I'm just mad about cock, the money is a bonus.




Inerviewer: What size is the biggest dick you've ever cum across so far in your career?

Swallowdecum: 14 inches, it was Rover's cock.



Interviewer: What is the dirtiest thing you have ever done to a man?

Swallowdecum: Washed Rover's feet, when he takes his socks off.



Interviewer: Do you ever reach any genuine orgasms?

Swallowdecum: No, not many, but I explode almost immediately when Rover drops his trousers.



Interviewer: How do you dispose of all the used condoms?

Swallowdecum: Well, when the client has left, I discreetly add a drop of vodka into the condom, then a cherry and then knock it back like you would an oyster.



Interviewer: What's the oldest client you have ever had?

Swallowdecum: It's Rover again, 104 years old.



Interviewer: How often do you change the bed linen?

Swallowdecum: Well I have a passion for strict hygeine and put a fresh set of bed linen on after every 15 clients.



Interviwer: Have you ever had many troublesome clients.

Swallowdecum: Only Rover, he huffs and curses when he's trying to get his massive dick into his trousers.

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Interviewer: What's the easiest session you have ever had with a client.

Swallowdecum: The easiest time I've ever had is with Rover, he takes up most of the hour trying to get a hard on.



Interviewer: Finally, do you ever cum across many time wasters?

Swallowdecum: Only Rover, he's a total waste of time, still e250 is e250.