E-I March Competition
E-I March Competition
Funniest Escort Interview
(For a make believe Escort)
An idea by Patricia
250 Shiny Ones Up For Grabs
Enter as many times as you like.
Using a maximum of ten questions submit your interview and the funniest wins.
Please do not use real escort names and ensure your entries comply with E-I rules.
Closing date Sunday 25th March at Midnight.
Winner to be announced on Thursday 29 March.
Good Luck Everyone.
Last edited by magicalman9357; 17-03-12 at 05:24.
do you answer the questions also or is it just 10 questions
Good point itstimenow. Yes questions and answers please.Originally Posted by itstimenow
do i get extra bonus points now for that.Good point itstimenow. Yes questions and answers please.
Another great question itstimenow but bonus points. Unfortunately not. lol
well any kinda points goin so?
Yes once you submit your entry.
interview between Patricia and Betty Blue Balls!!
ring ring ring ring!! ahem hello.. yes hello there sweetie my name is Patricia from escort ireland and im just wondering would you mind if i done a little interview with you Betty Blue Balls cause you seem like a really good character on the boardsahem ahem ya no problem at all Patricia it would be an hour to do an interview with you butter cup, just give me 2 mins there b4 you answer a few quistions i just have to go and take a shit
2 long exausting arse cheek minutes later!!!!!!!!!!
ok Patricia im back
Patricia- Quistion 1- So how did you get into the escort busniess?
Betty Blue Balls- Answer
well Patricia i was at home 1 day and i was just watching some porn on the laptop, and let me tell you i really was flicking my bean that time
Patricia- haha very good Betty, i bet you were all wet after that bean session wink wink!!
Patricia- Quistion 2- how was your 1st appointement?
Betty Blue Balls- haha you what Patricia i was so nervous that time that my clit was sweating and the heartbeat in my tonsils haha, so anyway it was an elderly man in about his 60s i think he went by the name of james it was down in city centre of cork, my god Patricia hun i thought he was going to cut my boobs off and run away with them lol every second he was flicking my left boob and then switching and flicking my right boob, so i said to myself jasus i may do something before he bruises me titsit turned out to be an exsausting 30 mins cudnt wait for him to leave, so as i was giving him a hug goodbye he grabbed my tits and squeezed them
Patricia- sounds like he was a tough customer hun
Patricia- Quistion 3- describe your most embarrsing time with a client if you have 1?
Betty Blue Balls- haha very good 1 actually i had 2 that still haunt me to this day
my 2nd expperince was this quite heavy man and after his shower we were playing tuck and pull, so anyway i pushed him onto the bed really hard and whatever way he landed he sat on his own balls i never heard a man scream so loud , yep he sat on his own big balls and ruptured himself lol as you cud imigine it was quite an awkard moment i didnt know what to do so i just laughed haha
Patrica- wow ohh my god that must have been some sights hun haha
Patrica- Quistion 4- do you bring any pets with you on your journeys?
Betty Blue Balls- well i can honestly say i dont bring any pets with me on my journeys. well unless my rabbit counts haha he do make me so wet , you see the rabbit makes up for lost time with shitty clients who cum like magic wands and then feel like falling asleep on your bed, like fuck sake haha
Patrica- ahh your a wild one 1 Betty
Patrica- Quistion 5- what is thw weirdest thing a client has done?
Betty Blue Balls- ohh there is so many vile men around , well 1 for intence stuck with me im still scarred from it haha, well as i showed the cleint the bathroom , he was in the bathroom for about 30 mins i was like wondering wtf, so i knocked on the door and said is everything ok in there, he replied in a big ignorant manner yes im fucking fine, i was shocked so i opened the door and omg he had destroyed my bathroom in shit, he had it all over his hands and was drawing smiley faces all over the place the durty fucker, seriously this guy must have escaped form a mental home, he then made a run for me with shit all over his hands, i ran and locked myself in the room all i cud think of was shit!! and i cudnt ring the police cause my phone was in the other room, i knew i was in deep shit, you can say that again lol so anyway i got onto the balcony and climbed down the drain pipe in me knicker s and no bra, everybody was just staring at me climbing down in the nude haha i eventally got the police to come sort him out cause he was in some pretty deep shit haha
Patrica- ohh my god what vile human being
Patrica- Quistion 6- In your opinion are men ass men or boob men?
Betty Blue Balls- well in my experince its mostly my ass i know i shudnt say it but my ass is fucking perfect lol there is 1 client in particlar im going to name and shame him now sorry cupcake lol, you might know a poster on here called itstimenow, and i mean this man is ass crazy, i opened door and from that moment he never even looked at my face , my arsehole shud of had a mouth to have a conversation with him pmsl i said the next time we meet i will have some rope for him so he can make a swing on my ass and play there for an hour lol
Patrica- itstimenow ya ass junkie lol
Patrica-Quistion 7- How long have you been escorting for now?
Betty Blue Balls- well i have been escorting now for about 4 years so you could say im well used to it by now
Patrica- haha i understand what you mean Betty
Patricia-Quistion 8- which county has the nicest people in your opnion?
Betty Blue Balls- haha well they are all lovely people everywhere , but i wont ever go back to dublin thats where the shit experince happened lol wexford people are by far the nicest bunch i have met altho i have only ever met 1 from there as i have never toured there myself haha but its on my list
Patricia- emm i suppose cool
Patricia-Quistion 9- how long do you plan on escorting?
Betty Blue Balls- well tbh i dont really know, as i want to move to los angelas and make some porn movies , im soo durty lol im kidding im sick of men lol nah im just here till i finish collage so approx a year left
Patricia- ahh great to see you have a plan
Patricia-Quistion 10- did you ever have sex in public?
Betty Blue Balls- yes i actually had a boyfreind about 4 years ago and we were a fairly durty couple haha, i remember we were on holidays in madrid and the place was packed and he decided to stick his fingers up my skirt so i just went with the flow and we shagged right in front of everybody about 400 people just staring at us going at it like dogs haha if you dont belive me its on pornhub - just type in Betty Blue Balls and Peter Pullit action on the street of madrid
haha betty you 1 crazy lady, thank you so much for taking the time for this interview. ahh thank you Patricia for listeing and thank you magicalman for giving me pains in my fingers typing this lol. bye Patrica im going to play with my rabbit now and flick me bean as i just had a no show.
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itstimenow (07-03-12), kerry lad in town (07-03-12), rover (07-03-12), the traveller (09-03-12)
it looks like mer might be slightly ahead in this competition
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ahh i bet somebody will have a last minute trick up there sleeve lol like you haha
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