Lads- Ever run for the Hills when she opened the door?

[Franken996]

(Not trying to be mean- know all the EI Escorts are beautiful creatures!)

Like a lot of american punters I started out trolling classified ads ( eg CraigsList) before I copped on to Review Forums...

There was a few occasions, most memorably ( I still have nightmares) when two South American ahem Ladies opened the door of a truly shitty notel <should have guessed, worst dump I've ever seen>...First girl looked like a late stage h addict & the second was about 5'2 & approx 16 stone.

I just mumbled something about 'wrong room' & made like Usain Bolt.. even a standing dick can have sense sometimes!!

[UKHeather]

(Not trying to be mean- know all the EI Escorts are beautiful creatures!)

Like a lot of american punters I started out trolling classified ads ( eg CraigsList) before I copped on to Review Forums...

There was a few occasions, most memorably ( I still have nightmares) when two South American ahem Ladies opened the door of a truly shitty notel <should have guessed, worst dump I've ever seen>...First girl looked like a late stage h addict & the second was about 5'2 & approx 16 stone.

I just mumbled something about 'wrong room' & made like Usain Bolt.. even a standing dick can have sense sometimes!!

I wonder if ladies have felt like running for the hills when they have opened the door to you?

[Usernamed]

I was bored one morning and as always -horny. I decided to check the local area for possibilities. After a brief look through the few options there were at the time I settled on one lady. I can't remember her name (I think I've mentally blocked it out), she had lots of good reviews and was only 20 minutes away. I got myself out of bed, into the shower and eventually made the call. So far, so good. Got to the general area and called for more precise directions. I got the code to the gate and things were looking great. I strolled toward the ladies place and with an excited grin I rang the doorbell. I heard the (now) familiar clicking of heels on solid floor and my pulse began to raise. The door swung open and the great airship of expectation Hindenburg'd and it Hindenburg'd hard.

I thought I was being greeted by the escorts mother. Her profile said she was 31 or 32. I thought "The last time this lady saw 32 it was written on a door. (I do realise I'm being a cunt here. Fuck only knows what was going through her mind when she swung the door open and there was me)

Being the gent that I am, I followed her inside when invited. She led me to a bedroom and asked me to wait there and get comfortable. I did, then she came back wearing some lingerie. It was only my second or third venture down ol' escorting lane so I closed my eyes and thought of someone sexier. I got through it and left a little less horny. That was the day I decided that if I wasn't happy at the door, turn and get out.

Since then it's been nothing but absolute stunners. I feel like that experience made me chose more wisely and not go punting just for the sake of it.

Maybe she was my good luck punt? Get that first bad one out of the way early in the career and have nothing but success as time goes by. Maybe I should be thanking her... wonder if she still about? Go say thanks... get a blowjob maybe?

[Franken996]

I wonder if ladies have felt like running for the hills when they have opened the door to you?

No doubt some have- but for some bizarre reason when I pulled out my wallet, they got very excited...
Happy Friday to ya
muaaaah!

[Mousey]

I think you're in with Heather Frankie, you lucky git!!

[KeenanEd]

Had one disastrous experience with an escort and I promised myself if I ever was in that situation again, I'd make my apologies and leave. About a month ago I picked out a girl nearby after getting some positive feedback from other punters and reading several good reviews. When the door opened, I made my apologies and left. Can't see the reasoning behind staying, have seen several stunning escorts and I won't settle for much less at this stage, especially with a girlfriend to boot.

Before I get lampooned, the escort wasn't in anyway good looking, call me shallow etc but I feel I'm paying for a service and one thing I always look for in an escort is looks.

[doodlebug]

I once rang and escort for an appointment, things were going great, agreed time and she gave me general directions. Out of politeness I decided to inform her of my username on here. She hung up without replying!!!!!

(I am joking by the way!!)

[Julius Caesar]

No doubt some have- but for some bizarre reason when I pulled out my wallet, they got very excited...
Happy Friday to ya
muaaaah!

Show me the money.... Let me help you help me ....

[Fitzy]

I wonder if ladies have felt like running for the hills when they have opened the door to you?

Me no I am not only handsome but a perfect gentleman I can't really speak for Franken

[Franken996]

I need to agree with Heather... Thats not a nice post at all Dear Franken! Of course there could be ladies out there who's working with fake pictures,or old pictures.. but most of the time,if u read the reviews before,and ask some guys about the lady.. u should be fine!

Really?!
While I'm not out to upset anybody I have to shake my head at some of the faux-indignation around here.....
IN all fairness, there's tons of threads about smelly, rude, disrespectful Clients < as is right> & of course nobody bats an eyelid

To say that "some" providers (in IRL not just EI) are using fake/old pics is staggering in it's naivety- seriously, do you read any posts on here?? I'm always a fan of diplomacy but ffs, this isn't the altar boys forum, it's a board for guys who buy sex & the ladies who sell it. The reality of this game is that plenty of clients are less than desirable & some Escorts are too- to sugar coat it any other way just ignores reality. If you don't like this thread, please don't read it, the hypocrisy is just too laughable!