Today i decided to go into a Thai massage place for a ,yes,a thai massage.Anyway the boss said take a seat and we will be with you in a second.I sat down and an Eastern European girl comes in.

Anyway, she starts off.About half hour later she asks me to turn over.Only thing was no thai massage,no oil.She spent the whole time leaning and actually standing on me.I mean that literally,she was standing on me.Anyway,about five mins into the front i ask her "are you using oil??".She says no,that i have marks on me.Now,my forearms have some and the rest of me,maybe four.Small little red marks from a rash i got from a throat infection i had had after Xmas.

I says stop and i will go now.I said i asked for a thai massage and your doing physio on me.

When i go to pay she gets annoyed when i tell her im paying for the length of time i stayed,not the full whack.She gets saucy and i tell her to call her boss.Her boss came out and i explained that i asked for a thai massage and got physio.She asks me how i know and i tell her that im a sports therapist (true).I ask her if she had ever heard of a thai massage with no oil?She couldnt answer.The other one was getting pissed and raised her voice.She says he has all cuts,i say to her boss ,let me show you.She looks and doesnt seem too bothered.Your one was livid at this stage and says do you know how difficult it is to do this job.I tell her all jobs are difficult and if she cant do it ,she should change.She starts getting real smart and i tell her boss "whats the position now".

With that a guy comes out and says " you pay that girl or i'll put your head through that wall".I says "i am paying her".Your man thinks he is great and walks back in (in his boxer shorts).Her boss then says go and i say i am prepared to pay her and am not denying her money for the time i was with her.Then your one starts all drama and starts crying.I says fine,enough is enough im calling the police.Her boss says no.Your one starts off again and i tell her how much do i owe her.She says 35 and i give her 50 because i was about 3/4 of the way through the session.What aload of drama.

Anyway i go to open the door and say to her boss to tell your man i waiting right outside here for him.After about 15 mins he comes out.I start walking to him and say " sorry ,come over a second".He starts to walk faster and keeps walking faster,i go accross the road to him and he runs into his van and goes.I says what about putting my head through the wall??He says do whatever you like.Yep and he driving off.Full of shit.I passed the place and the boss looked out,i said to her he did a great job of putting my head through the wall.She was laughing away.

I hope your reading this mate.Seriously, if you ever feel like putting my head through a wall, feel free.

What a fuc,sorry jake,incidently ,another dickhead, what a ****** day.To make up for it though i went to the original place that i had a free hj and same girl same thing.We have eyes only for each other.All affection in a nice way.Im going for a walk up that way later tonight when she is finished and hopefully bump into her.Have to ask this one out.

I'll put your head through the wall hahahhahahahah big fat gob,
Westside.

Sarah check out the advertising page and rules along with the prices.Now that my dear is greed.