I poked around a bit for guidelines, but none jumped out at me. Didn't exactly exhaustively search for them.

But I'm a bit confused ... in my reviews if I include some information that isn't completely glowingly positive, just generally possibly useful, like that's there's some spitting involved instead of lube, or that someone's breasts have not necessarily been treated well by gravity, it gets censored as "offensive" or "inappropriate". Give me a break! This stuff is true and useful. If spitting really grossed me out, I'd want to know about it from a review, but here it gets censored.

Plus censorship is generally lame. Who knows? Maybe this whole post gets censored. Maybe I even get banned. :-|