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    Thumbs up E-I February Competition

    E-I FEBRUARY COMPETITION


    250 Shiney Ones Up For Grabs



    BENNYBENIN





    Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip. What happens?


    All entries should be 20 additional words or less and comply with the forum rules. Enter as many times as you like.

    Funniest Entry Wins



    Closing date and time: Thursday 23 February at Midnight

    Winner Announced: Monday 27 February



    GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

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    He wakes up in a Vegas hotel with another Tomcat. Don't do drugs kids. Not cool.

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    Lands in China, sees dog on the menu and laughs. Then sees cat is Dessert!

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    benny goes on a trip around nicoles hot body, it was so nice he went around twice

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    benny the cat chased samlad the frog but got stuck in a bog ,,the end

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    Benny the cat goes to Anfield to watch Liverpool play and ends up on the pitch with the rest of the pussies

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    Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip.....

    ....hunting Mousey. After a frantic chase, the horny Pussy was so excited, he jammed himself up mousey's little hole.













    Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories

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    Default Benny the Fecking Cat goes on a Trip.....

    Benny the cat went to Athlone,
    When Benny arrived, he wasnt on his own.
    Ciara and Barbara lay naked on the bed,
    "Im such a legend" the awesome cat said.


    Last edited by Techno Viking; 11-02-12 at 12:20.

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    trip sucked, cancelled his next one, stayed home licking his own balls, you would if you could
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    HE told the doctor he broke his leg in two places. Doctor told him to quit going to those places.

    Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

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