Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip.....
....hunting Mousey. After a frantic chase, the horny Pussy was so excited, he jammed himself up mousey's little hole.
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Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip.....
....hunting Mousey. After a frantic chase, the horny Pussy was so excited, he jammed himself up mousey's little hole.
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Thank you all the ladies I had pleasure of meeting. Forever grateful for the memories
Benny the cat went to Athlone,
When Benny arrived, he wasnt on his own.
Ciara and Barbara lay naked on the bed,
"Im such a legend" the awesome cat said.
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Last edited by Techno Viking; 11-02-12 at 12:20.
trip sucked, cancelled his next one, stayed home licking his own balls, you would if you could
mam mammy
mam mam mam mammy
HE told the doctor he broke his leg in two places. Doctor told him to quit going to those places.
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Curvaceous Kate (15-02-12), itstimenow (13-02-12), rimmerguy (14-02-12), rover (15-02-12)
Benny's tripping led him to some very strange places inside his mind!
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LynnT (23-02-12)
Benny went on a trip. Benny the cat got the snip. Now facials, aint on his favourite list.
Arriving in the Canadian forest with a rifle, he wonders whether his travel agent misheard his 'punting trip' request
Second entry...why not
...and is now on death row in Indonesia for smuggling catnip up his ass!
Ah buggeration - In 20 words or less!
BennyTheFeckCatWentOnATrip
AndCouldNotBelieveWhatHeSaw
ABeautifulPussy
AllDressedInBlackSilk
WinkingAtHimFromHerDoor.
WithHerFingerSheBeckoned
AGleamInHerEye
'ComeWithMe
Oh Be-furred one'
ShePurred
'MyLuckMustBeIn'
ThoughtTheOldGingerTom
SoHeAsked,
'IsItExtraForTurd?'