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    Benny the fecking cat goes on a trip.....

    ....hunting Mousey. After a frantic chase, the horny Pussy was so excited, he jammed himself up mousey's little hole.













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    Default Benny the Fecking Cat goes on a Trip.....

    Benny the cat went to Athlone,
    When Benny arrived, he wasnt on his own.
    Ciara and Barbara lay naked on the bed,
    "Im such a legend" the awesome cat said.


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    trip sucked, cancelled his next one, stayed home licking his own balls, you would if you could
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    HE told the doctor he broke his leg in two places. Doctor told him to quit going to those places.

    Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.

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    benny meets his old friend & they go on the prowl!!

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    Benny's tripping led him to some very strange places inside his mind!


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    Benny went on a trip. Benny the cat got the snip. Now facials, aint on his favourite list.

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    Arriving in the Canadian forest with a rifle, he wonders whether his travel agent misheard his 'punting trip' request

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    Second entry...why not

    ...and is now on death row in Indonesia for smuggling catnip up his ass!

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    Ah buggeration - In 20 words or less!

    BennyTheFeckCatWentOnATrip
    AndCouldNotBelieveWhatHeSaw
    ABeautifulPussy
    AllDressedInBlackSilk
    WinkingAtHimFromHerDoor.

    WithHerFingerSheBeckoned
    AGleamInHerEye
    'ComeWithMe
    Oh Be-furred one'
    ShePurred
    'MyLuckMustBeIn'
    ThoughtTheOldGingerTom
    SoHeAsked,
    'IsItExtraForTurd?'

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