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    Smile A rant regarding my own dick.....................

    I ****** hate it when women say after about ten minutes "why does it take so long to cum"????WTF (sorry Jake,sorry bout that) ***, ten minutes?The first girl i was ever sexually involved with took about fifteen minutes.Nowadays your talking 30 or thereabouts if not more and thats non stop 30 mins.

    How long does it take the average guy to shoot?10 ****** mins? and why is it that a guy that shoots quick is fine but apparently there must be something wrong with a guy that stays a while.At the thai joint earlier.What happened? she says?Like someone took a ****** screwdriver and unwired my dick.

    I dont make any excuses.If a woman wants a guy that shoots soon then get one.If a woman wants a guy that ***** all bloody night then dont question it.Nothing wrong with either,just the way people differ.


    God, ****** God,that feels sooooooo much ****** better,i feel calm and relaxed and refreshed.

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    know exactly what you mean, im usually a 15-20 minute man myself for round one, round two can be quite and ordeal.
    there's nothing worse than when a girl ask's you to come quickly, like yeah hang on there now and i'll just push the button and pull the lever, sure if i could have orgasm's on demand why would i need escort. think about it, im bored, thing ill press the orgasm button and give myself a dose of orgasmic pleasure.
    dont they realise that when they say something like this (its happend to me a couple of time) it makes it harder to come quciker cos youre all worried about it and shit. once i just pulled the johnny off and left.
    there's been some recent posts about things men should do before meeting an escorts.
    maybe we should counteract with a couple of things girls should never do, like dont post fake reviews and dont tell guys to come on demand, we can fake it like you women!

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    I always find this the case with black escorts, always trying to scam for time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by d4head View Post
    know exactly what you mean, im usually a 15-20 minute man myself for round one, round two can be quite and ordeal.
    there's nothing worse than when a girl ask's you to come quickly, like yeah hang on there now and i'll just push the button and pull the lever, sure if i could have orgasm's on demand why would i need escort. think about it, im bored, thing ill press the orgasm button and give myself a dose of orgasmic pleasure.
    dont they realise that when they say something like this (its happend to me a couple of time) it makes it harder to come quciker cos youre all worried about it and shit. once i just pulled the johnny off and left.
    there's been some recent posts about things men should do before meeting an escorts.
    maybe we should counteract with a couple of things girls should never do, like dont post fake reviews and dont tell guys to come on demand, we can fake it like you women!
    Im not alone.There is one other guy thats not right Anyway its not so much that i get worried about cumming but i get ****** annoyed with the idea that they actualy think there is something wrong.When i do cum its like "jesus this guy isnt kidding it actaully does work".

    Its like women ,some can cum quick,others not,yet some again not by penetration but oral or manual.I was with an escort once who came after about ten thrusts and then again by me licking her breasts believe it or not.We were made for each other to be honest but thats not the point.I wasnt like ,you came so quickly "Whats wrong"?.

    Its one thing women wondering after 30 mins but its something else again after 5 mins.Give me a ****** break please, it takes me five mins to get dressed and im supposed to cum quicker than i get dressed?

    Thank God for Tailors, thats all i can about that,
    Westside.

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    I don't have any experience with that type of escort. But I had a great time with Violette last weekend. The Nature Boy was a pure gentleman as usual and got 90+ mins out of an hours pay. If you want a good Afro-American escort then check her out. Cum as much as you can with her, she likes it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d4head View Post
    know exactly what you mean, im usually a 15-20 minute man myself for round one, round two can be quite and ordeal.
    there's nothing worse than when a girl ask's you to come quickly, like yeah hang on there now and i'll just push the button and pull the lever, sure if i could have orgasm's on demand why would i need escort. think about it, im bored, thing ill press the orgasm button and give myself a dose of orgasmic pleasure.
    dont they realise that when they say something like this (its happend to me a couple of time) it makes it harder to come quciker cos youre all worried about it and shit. once i just pulled the johnny off and left.
    there's been some recent posts about things men should do before meeting an escorts.
    maybe we should counteract with a couple of things girls should never do, like dont post fake reviews and dont tell guys to come on demand, we can fake it like you women!
    Spare a thought for me. I am not so much old as ancient. I am hard put to come in an hour and often have to pay for extra time. When I was younger I used to enjoy shagging for hours as it made the orgasm more intense. Then I had a choice, now I dont. I remember the old joke "it now takes me all night to do what I used to do all night"

    I have suggested to Patricia in the past that there should be two advice pages, one on how clients should treat escorts and the second on how escorts should treat clients.

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    Lets face it, women are a mystery and we will never win.

    Come too quick and its "ok, now make me cum or get out"
    Take too long, because you want to actually enjoy it or give her pleasure and its "oh god, what are you doing down there"
    They either take it personal, or just want it over

    Personally, i cant feel a bloody thing with most condoms (would an escort mind you providing your own "featherlites?")

    I love the feel of pussy wrapped around me, tit wanking or her wanking you is a waste of time. (Thats even if you she knows what she is doing)

    And as for oral, very few know how to do that properly either

    Not going to stop us trying though, eh?

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    I'm the same. I was asked once was i on viagra or another few things which i never heard of. I always go for girls for owo because i cum faster then. I find if you take it slow enough at the start and try not to hurt the girl (fiction etc.) it better. If you go hell for leather then she's going to intervene

    Two hours appointments are good too, normally fairly relaxed and works well for everyone involved.
    Have you written your reviews?

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    Quote Originally Posted by needs View Post
    I always find this the case with black escorts, always trying to scam for time.
    That's a rather racist remark I think

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    Question I'm A Freak!!!!!

    I can personally cum on demand pretty much as soon as I want or wait for as long as I want ........... I can also cum twice (also three times but rarely) without going soft in between.
    I used to think this was all fairly normal in my younger days (as did my younger girlfriends!) but discovered from girlfriends in recent years that it wasn't at all the norm ............... does anybody here have any medical knowledge to explain in more detail how/why men differ in this respect??

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