Whats in Your "Punter Bag"?
In light of a post on another thread, this is a dedicated thread around the topic of :
"Punter Bags" (the kit some of us bring to sessions with toiletries, condoms/lube, toys etc);
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Although this will be focused primarily around content (of said bags), first up a little related vignette about a diamond geezer good punting buddy of mine-
Back in the day when I started out in this game he was my punting 'Obi-Wan Kenobi' if you will- he offered to instruct me in the ways of the 'Monger- Force", so I become a punting apprentice to my mentor "The Seraph ". We spoke twice a week & interacted on the US Forum and became fast friends socializing at the Parties/M&Gs/UTR gigs etc. I learnt so much from the Seraph that I will forever be in his debt for being able to wield my schlong-saber proficiently..
("Franken- I can sense the Monger Force growing stronger every month within your Irish soul".)
But occasionally even a Jedi-Master Monger gets ensnared by the forces of the dark side - a while back the Seraph was rolling towards a session & noticed the the StormTroopers ( aka NYPD) in the vicinity so he made the call to the agency & was told all was fine, it was just a coincidence etc.
He knocks on the door only to be greeted by the young lady...along with two uniformed cops!
They took her off to another room & she sang like a canary (college girl, no record) cops let her off with a warning, although she squealed on a girl down the corridor who spent 5 hours in the bacon station as she had an outstanding traffic ticket & the punter in that room was shitting bricks for a while..but I digress…
The boys in blue were playing good cop/bad cop....The Seraph was asked the usual stuff- do you have any weapons, what are you doing here, what would your wife think yada yada. He was polite & calm waiting to see how things played out. .& then they focused on the bag the Seraph was carrying & asked to view it's contents…
Out came the rubbers/lube/furry handcuffs/bukkake DVDs/thigh-highs etc...
until the purple Double- Dildo spilled out…
The younger cop picked it up & asked, "Whats' this?" but the older officer (bad cop) couldn't contain himself anymore & fell around the room laughing while spanking the bed with the Seraph's riding crop…
They read him the riot act & told him of they ever saw him again on that part of town they'd bust his ass blah blah blah. Sometimes carrying 'weird shit' is enough to get a break
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In addition to the aforementioned items & the usual punting tools of the trade (courtesy of WildThang) ie
- Deodorant
- Mouthwash
- Hair gel
- Towel
- Shaving gear
- Condoms
- Spare jocks
- Change (parking)
- Punter wallet
- Lube
- Phone
- Chewing gum
- a "Punting Bag" can contain blind folds, stockings, garter belts, and lingerie, lipstick etc etc
I tend to bring my cigs for the smoking fetish…
So - Whats in your Punting Bag??
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Originally Posted by max california
