30 harsh things to say to a naked man

[LynnT]

I hope you can get a good laugh.



1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.

3. Why don’t we just cuddle?

4. You know they have surgery to fix that.

5. Make it dance.

6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?

7. Wow, and your feet are so big.

8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.

9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

10. Oh no… a flash headache.

11. (giggle and point)

12. Can I be honest with you?

13. How sweet, you brought incense.

14. This explains your car.

15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

16. Why is God punishing me?

17. At least this won’t take long.

18. I never saw one like that before.

19. But it still works, right?

20. It looks so unused.

21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

23. Are you cold?

24. If you get me real drunk first…..

25. Is that an optical illusion?

26. What is that?

27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.

28. Does it come with an air pump?

29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird’.

[Mousey]

Heavenly Father Man-God, hear the prayers of your Sons stranded on a world full of uppity mouthy cows. Help us to remember that we are the superior gender in every way that is important. We ask that you restore the Patriarchy in all its masculine glory so that we may put the gowlbags back in their proper place - the home.


Can I get an a-MEN?

[Big-Paul]

heavenly father man-god, hear the prayers of your sons stranded on a world full of uppity mouthy cows. Help us to remember that we are the superior gender in every way that is important. We ask that you restore the patriarchy in all its masculine glory so that we may put the gowlbags back in their proper place - the home.


Can i get an a-men?

:d

incoming !!!

[Lilian]

31 . I have seen bigger clits then that ...

32. When you said your name is Sam I didnt know it meant short for Samantha ...

[saoirsemac]

Heavenly Father Man-God, hear the prayers of your Sons stranded on a world full of uppity mouthy cows. Help us to remember that we are the superior gender in every way that is important. We ask that you restore the Patriarchy in all its masculine glory so that we may put the gowlbags back in their proper place - the home.


Can I get an a-MEN?

bless you brother mousey

but no point praying to god, considering he plated his seed in the ''virgin mary'
and thus combining his DNA with marys to create the saviour jesus

i did not see him implating and combing his DNA with a man

god on our side baby

now go back to where men were intended to be and be my human foot stool

amen!

[Usernamed]

i did not see him implating and combing his DNA with a man

God's the man. Even back then before partying was invented he knew you never throw a party at your own place. Let someone elses place get trashed and act like you did them a favour by partying at theirs.

[saoirsemac]

God's the man. Even back then before partying was invented he knew you never throw a party at your own place. Let someone elses place get trashed and act like you did them a favour by partying at theirs.

haha very good

well played!

but how do we know god is really a man? god made man in his own image ie mankind which refers to both male and female
it wudnt be a wild notion to persume god is in fact a hermaphrodite

[LynnT]

31 . I have seen bigger clits then that ...

32. When you said your name is Sam I didnt know it meant short for Samantha ...

Too funny!

[Morpheus]

Heavenly Father Man-God, hear the prayers of your Sons stranded on a world full of uppity mouthy cows. Help us to remember that we are the superior gender in every way that is important. We ask that you restore the Patriarchy in all its masculine glory so that we may put the gowlbags back in their proper place - the home.


Can I get an a-MEN?

Amen to that brother Mousey. And to be more specific - chained to the bloody kitchen sink!! To be let off on good behaviour every night and chained to my bed post instead!

Proper order!!!

You missed your higher calling as a preacher Mousey!

[Lilian]

Amen to that brother Mousey. And to be more specific - chained to the bloody kitchen sink!! To be let off on good behaviour every night and chained to my bed post instead!

Proper order!!!

You missed your higher calling as a preacher Mousey!

I guess you made a spelling mistake and meant BAD behaviour or is she punished for good behaviour ? Or do you let her rest after she behaved bad in the kitchen already ?
Confusion here , I know I know arent we always ...