Perfect Punter - My Version

**Franken996** · 22-01-12, 17:47

Perfect Punter - My Version

1) Ask yourself - Are you horny ? Want to pay for the pleasure of seeing a HOT lady ?

2) If yes, do your research - check site, reviews, favs, rates..

3) Found the one who perfectly fits your bill ? Get screened (if applicable), call/PM to book an appointment.

4) Take a shower. Trim/shave if necessary.

5) Head out, make a pit stop at the ATM.

6) Call when at desired location (2-call system)

7) Knock on her door

8) Lay down the donation - THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

9) Undress.

10) Take ANOTHER shower - YES !! This is necessary.

11) Get your dick wet twice if MSOG is allowed.

12) Leave a tip if deserving.

13) Get the FUCK out.

Complicated ?

**marijuana** · 22-01-12, 18:18

Originally Posted by Franken996

Perfect Punter - My Version

11) Get your dick wet twice if MSOG is allowed.

what?????????

**Morpheus** · 22-01-12, 18:24

Err...whats MSOG Franken?

Tipping is a very American thing. I don't think it will catch on here (among punters that is).

**Franken996** · 22-01-12, 18:25

Originally Posted by marijuana

what?????????

MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal,
Ya gotta learn to speak 'merican, man!

**Morpheus** · 22-01-12, 18:30

Originally Posted by Franken996

MSOG = Multiple Shots on Goal,
Ya gotta learn to speak 'merican, man!

Never been a great striker mate. One shot at goal will do me fine. Cuddles and snuggles at the end are more important to me than a second go.

**benin** · 22-01-12, 18:33

Originally Posted by Morpheus

Never been a great striker mate. One shot at goal will do me fine. Cuddles and snuggles at the end are more important to me than a second go.

cuddles and snuggles are even better after a few "shots on goal" (very crude) that said i am a striker....lol

**very shy guy** · 22-01-12, 18:42

Aww god Morheus were we seperated at birth?,me too,love the snuggles and cuddles,and feck off benny,quality over quantity,well wait untill your my age,lol,would need all night for multiple shots.

**UKHeather** · 22-01-12, 19:16

A little amendment if I may

Omit stages 9, 10, 11

**imnotscotish** · 22-01-12, 23:04

Originally Posted by Morpheus

Err...whats MSOG Franken?

Tipping is a very American thing. I don't think it will catch on here (among punters that is).

With the size of mine, the tip is all she gets

**xagerate** · 22-01-12, 23:10

Originally Posted by UKHeather

A little amendment if I may

Omit stages 9, 10, 11

I think the attorney general needs a look at this as we may need a referendum if stages 5 and 8 are expected to be left in the contract.

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