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    We dont expect a new dress and a new washing machine in in exchange for oral sex
    If life gives you lemons ask for Tequila

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    Forgot the most obvious bloody reason: Horniness
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    We dont expect a new dress and a new washing machine in in exchange for oral sex
    I would gladly buy you a sexy new dress Lucy. The washing machine would be a bit of a romance killer though.

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    Because they can

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apr View Post
    I would gladly buy you a sexy new dress Lucy. The washing machine would be a bit of a romance killer though.
    The washing machine is the gift that gives and gives. I get to sit on it through the spin cycle
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ketchup View Post
    Oh lucy u say the most romantic things, lol.
    Wha???


    Escorts take the condom off for you. Plus, we throw it away. So you arent only getting laid, you are being enviromentally aware
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    The washing machine is the gift that gives and gives. I get to sit on it through the spin cycle
    I could see that reply coming (pardon the pun)
    Last edited by Apr; 11-01-12 at 21:16.

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    my reasons are simple

    1. i get to see awsome ladies

    2.they get to see awesome me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apr View Post
    I could see that reply coming (pardon the pun)
    Plus escorts let you come on their breasts without pulling faces and telling you to mind out for the carpet

    Im selling escorts tonight, huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucy chambers View Post
    Plus escorts let you come on their breasts without pulling faces and telling you to mind out for the carpet

    Im selling escorts tonight, huh?
    O god yeah. I am getting so horny thinking about being enviromentally aware and not having to buy washing machines. I'm off to the whirlpool website for a gander now

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