anon361 (31-12-11)
Do what I do, use a cheesegrater.
Get a lipstick the same colour as your knob and put that on until it all wears off with manual use. The recommendation for full removal is vigorous wanking at least once every two hours or more if the patient can do so. :-) two days tops should see it sorted.
use an angle grinder
jay67
Tattoo it on, then you'll always have an excuse for why one is there
There is nothing worse for the lying soul than the mirror of reality
Bleach is your only man for a job like that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTF2Z...eature=related
Gambling man rolls the dice, working man pays the bill
It's still fat and easy up on banker's hill
Up on banker's hill the party's going strong
Down here below we're shackled and drawn
Johnsons baby cream, it should break down the greases, also give you plenty of lubrication.
Cillit BANG. Rub it on and BANG the stains gone.