What pisses you off in Life?

[gentelmandave]

THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF!!

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 10 euro to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over!

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

RANT OVER

So what pisses you off??

[Jackdaniel]

And I thought I was the only miserable bastard in the room!

[Fitzy]

Rude people and bad manners .

[Curvaceous Kate]

You would hate me. I rather enjoy stating the obvious

[max california]

People always assume that I work in shops and that I know what aisles particular items are in.
Also that I know my way around aurports, train stations etc.

[daveyboy00]

ignorant people

[Curvaceous Kate]

People always assume that I work in shops and that I know what aisles particular items are in.
Also that I know my way around aurports, train stations etc.

Perhaps if you stopped wearing that tee shirt with the Tesco emblem on it?

[max california]

Perhaps if you stopped wearing that tee shirt with the Tesco emblem on it?

That would be fine if they weren't asking me in Dunnes Stores and Supervalue as well

[wolfie]

Users, Liars & Rudeness ......

[Julius Caesar]

A man was walking along when he spotted a small boy busily constructing something. He approached the boy and was shocked to see him playing with cow manure! For lack of anything better to say, he asked, "Little boy, what are you doing?" The boy replied, "I am making George Bush, Mister." The man asked, "Why are you making George Bush? Why not make Bill Clinton?" The boy answered, "Oh no Mister, I can't make Bill Clinton." "But why not?" asked the man. The boy replied "Well, Mister, there isn't enough bullshit here to make Bill Clinton."