The Idiots Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland

[Patricia]

Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only

However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!

Thanks

Pat x

[delmonte]

Only visit an escort that has good reviews...

[diver]

Now myself and my lawyers would like to point out that when you pay an escort listed on this site, you are paying for time and companionship only

However it has been suggested that E-I should publish an "Idiot's Guide to Paying for Sex in Ireland" and we are going to give it a go, so could we have your best newbie tips please!

Thanks

Pat x

Are we talking serious tips for newbies and escorts to get the most out of their time together? If so a lot of advice has been posted here in the last few days by Naomi. It has been borrowed from another website but I doubt that they will mind. Maybe Naomi could provide a link. There was also a thread started about 6 months back by Kat who had a somewhat abrasive approach to the subject.

I think the most important message to get across is that escorts are women like any others who have, for the most part, been compelled to do what they do for financial reasons. Therefor they deserve the same respect and consideration that the client might expect someone to show their sister/daughter/girlfriend in the same circumstances. Having taken the money, escorts are stuck with having to entertain the client. You can believe that escorts are as anxious to enjoy themselves as the client is. However this is a little difficult if the client is dirty, smelly, rude, rough etc. As I have said before your money buys you some time with the escort, the right attitude and effort buys you a great time.

p.s. I think that there should be another topic "The idiots guide to making money as an escort or how to get the most out of your clients" I seriously think that there are many younger escorts out there who could benifit from advicein this regard. Maybe you already have something like this only viewable by escorts.

Regards

[bigpaws]

"There was also a thread started about 6 months back by Kat who had a somewhat abrasive approach to the subject."

I think you mistook Kat's dry sense of humour for abrasiviness on that particular thread diver ........... Kat is both hilariously funny and probably the nicest girl (personality wise) I've ever met in this business.
She's one hell of a damn fine escort too!!

Paws

[Taylor of Manchester]

Some of us do it 'cos we like the sex, unfortunately as I can only have the one husband at a time, I can have sex with other womens' and get paid for it!!

Grand!

It's polite to ask if when you do make a call to a girl if it is a good time to talk - you may have a specific request that you want to discuss and if the girl has picked up the 'phone whilst keeping an eye out for the next client it can be tricky.

Hygiene, hygiene, hygiene.....

Don't turn up hammered, and don't hang around afterwards making a bloody nuisance of yourself (that is a story for another day)

I know both client and girls have a thing about 'clock-watching' Be fair though, some work to a tight schedule, xtra 10 mins - no problem, but don't take the piss, it has a knock on for the next chap.

Erm....

T
xxx

[Violette]

Tips for Punters:
1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
4. Offer the lady a massage!
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
6. Don't grab our tits!
7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
12. Say thank you.

[Flypan]

The most important tip is this: Never pay in advance, wait till the end and discount 30 euros for every service the escort didn't feel like providing and which was advertised in her profile as included... ups!! I've to go now... don't kick me too hard, you sexy naomi don't say anything wait till we're in the Himalayas...

[delmonte]

[QUOTE=Violette;20327]Tips for Punters:
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.

Why should a first time punter bring a present..If he does will you discount the price by €15...???

[mailman]

Tips for Punters:
1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
4. Offer the lady a massage!
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
6. Don't grab our tits!
7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
12. Say thank you.

Sheeze, you're not asking much are you

And pimples are part of the body too you know

But yeah, manners cost nothing .... Why thank you !!!!!

[macks]

Tips for Punters:
1. Please try to be on time, if running late, a quick call to notify is appreciated.
2. DO NOT walk into a hotel lobby talking on the phone! Repeating the room number! LOUDLY!
3. LISTEN! to the directions, we choose hard to get to places for a reason, so not paying attention and going off to the wrong place can cause a problem for you and us.
4. Offer the lady a massage!
5. Come baring gifts, not a Rolex, but a nice bottle of wine, a small bunch of flowers, a nice hand cream, or a nice scented massage oil. Instant ice breaker. All, these things can be had for under 15 euros.
6. Don't grab our tits!
7. Learn to kiss! Kissing isn't about ramming your tongue down our throats.
8. Bring a tooth brush with you, and Brush not only your teeth, but your tongue as well!
9. Get an anatomy book and study the female anatomy, learn where the clit is located, it is generally in the same place, but comes in different sizes
10. Once you have located it, PLEASE do not lacerate it with jabs, and pokes and scraping with fingernails. It is a body part, not a pimple!
11. Take it easy on the Lynx deodorant. Some gentlemen get a bit over zealous with the stuff.
12. Say thank you.

heres just a few tips from the customers side
1.yes do try to be on time and if running late do let the lady know, this also works both ways if the escort is booked for a time well then she too should have the manners to let the customer know if she cant make it on time, she should not say to him when he is at the door to call back in 15 mins
2.directions should be given in a clear way to the gentleman when he phones to book an escort, and if the escort has not got good english well then she should get someone who has to give the directions.
3.the customer should not feel he has to give the lady a massage,
4.the customer does not need to give a gift to the lady, yes he should be respectful and mannerly to her, she is human just like himself but no guys theres no need to give a gift or tip, you are paying for her time and that covers it.
5. if the escort advertises what she offers on her profile well then you should expect to get this, ie. if the escort offers gfe and when you get there she says she dont kiss or she wants extra for it well then you should just leave, after all it is faulse advertising. you should expect to get the services she has advertised and also dont expect to get ones she has not advertised.
6.yes lads take care of yourself and make sure you wash and brush your teeth before hand, fresh breath is very important, this also goes for the escorts, if the escort is a smoker and offers gfe well then please use mints to keep your breath fresh, after all no one likes paying for a bad service no matter what walk of life it tis in.
7.ladise pleas know how to give good oral, us guys dont like getting our manhood bitten, we pay for quality and we expect to get it.
8.it is not too much to expect change to be given, if we book for an hour at 250 and we have 3 100euro notes well then we expect to be given the right change back, its a service we pay for and please dont rip off your clients, after all without us there would be no business for you.
9. guys manners gets you afar and ladies the same goes for you, when we pay it is nice to think we are appreciated, dont just take our money and not even say thank you, be nice.
10.ladies we need you and ye need us, so lets all try and work together and everything will be great.