The Eejit Responds!!!
Escorts are not prostitutes. A prostitute charges for sexual services. An escort charges for her time and companionship only. Yes, escorts often have sex with their clients, but that is a matter of coincidence and choice between consenting adults... It is not the escort selling sex to the client!
Obviously a joke so will be ignored ................
If you don't like to gamble, read escort reviews before you choose. Not all escort reviews are reliable and no two clients have the same experience with the same escort, but if you want to play it safe, stick to escorts who allow reviews and have multiple good reviews that appear credible to you.
So don't allow escorts to advertise without allowing reviews!!
Escorts are not free phone sex lines. Escorts publish detailed information about themselves online, so they don't have clients continually calling with questions. Read the escort's profile before calling! If you're not sure if you want to make a booking, make your mind up, and then call!
Yes but the problem is escorts are advertising services that they don't provise plus we the punters have no idea if and how much extra we will be charged for these "favourites" so a few questions on the phone is essential!! And lads if the escort says on the phone "we''ll have to discuss that in person" tell her to fuck off, she's hoping that you'll just go through with the booking no matter what when you get there.
No withheld numbers, no texting, and a landline number may be required for outcalls. For their own safety and to avoid timewasters, most escorts will not answer calls from private numbers or text messages. If you request an outcall, you may be asked for a landline number to confirm.
I never understood "no texting", what's the problem there?? In fact some escorts have strong accents and are difficult to understand (as I'm sure our accents can be difficult for them to understand) so surely the use of text messages would avoid a lot of confusion etc??
Also in regards the outcall what if we don't have a landline?? Many people don't these days ......................
Be on time and discreet. If you are visiting the escort, listen to her directions carefully, and ensure you are on time... Not early, not late! If you are unavoidably delayed, call to let her know. Do not walk into the lobby talking on the phone loudly repeating the room or apartment number!
This is bullshit because most escorts have no problem leaving you waiting outside for as long as they please or just ignoring your booking if some other "eejit" gets to her first!!
Don't try to barter and expect to pay cash up front. You should have the exact fee in cash, pre-counted in an envelope. Be ready to hand it to the escort or place it on a table that's easily seen at the beginning of the date. Don't get the money out, like you're at the checkout in Dunnes Stores!
What's the difference?? I always just take the cash out of my pocket and hand it to the escort without any problems ............ it is exactly like paying for something in Dunnes Stores!! You're paying for a service and as long as you pay most escorts don't care how it's handed to them!! Roll your bank notes into cigarette shaped tubes and tie individual little red bows around each note before handing it to the escort if you like but as long as you pay the escort is happy ...................
Get off to a good start. Once you have met, the lady may want to make a brief call to confirm she has met you and all is ok. After that, just relax and chat with your escort for a few minutes. Don't be pushy or grabby. Let her guide the session at her pace. Everything in good time!
Again more bullshit ........... if the escort wants to chat then we can do so on HER time not ours!! The session should go at the pace of the paying customer, simple as!!!
Do not expect kissing. Many escorts don't like to kiss their clients as they find it too personal for the escort / client relationship. Unless an escort specifically advertises the fact she enjoys French kissing or offers a G.F.E. (Girl Friend Experience), assume kissing is not likely to be on offer.
Even if she does advertise it we still may not get it because a lot of escorts advertise they do everything!! They don't ................
Don't expect anal sex, OWO, rimming etc. All of these are non-standard things that some people enjoy and some people don't enjoy. If you are looking for something particular that goes beyond the standard, seek out an escort who advertises the fact she enjoys that particular activity.
Same goes for this ............... false advertising is rife on this website!!
Gifts, tips and saying thanks. Clients are not expected to bring a gift or leave a tip. However a small gift, like chocolates or flowers, can get an encounter off to an extra good start. If you feel the escort has provided a very good service, always remember to say thank you, and leave a small tip only if you want to.
No chance!! As long as the escorts are over-charging us in this country (and they ALL are!!) then they won't be getting any "gifts" from this eejit!!
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very true
