I think my dick is broken

[Eugen]

Somethings wrong, my dick appears to be broken.
This has never happened before, and it's disturbing.

I have been looking at the following ladies and...... Nothing...... My penis appears to have become gay.


https://www.escort-ireland.com/19463...sh-escort.html

https://www.escort-ireland.com/21480...sh-escort.html

And the very lovely

https://www.escort-ireland.com/21044...sh-escort.html



Wtf, I really need my dick working, what's going on?

I know it sounds like a joke, but I'm genuine.