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    Default Here's one for the Ladies

    I have been curious about this for some time.

    When I go out with a lady or escort, I always shower, shave and dress well, casual but smart, I fully beleive in making an effort and in having excellent hygiene, a little Polo aftershave but always wear Dolce and Gabbana shave lotion is a good tip.
    A Canali suit is a good look, classic handmade Italian suit from Loius Copeland.
    I like the feeling of looking well and of having people notice, i am not conceited, it's just a vibe that i dig.

    Here's my query to the Ladies.,I once asked an escort what was the worst bad hygiene that she had experienced, I was truly horrified with her reply, I thought that I would gag that a young gorgeous girl had to endure this extremely revolting hygiene, the guy had little bits of toilet paper entangled in his bum hair, could there anything more disgusting.
    It is not good enough to say that these Ladies are being paid 250-300 an hour, basic hygiene costs nothing, I clearly remember as a small child my Mother teaching me to wash myself, I also remember my Father teaching me to shave properly,cleanliness it's like kindness, manners or a smile, it costs nothing!!!

    1. Smelly feet is a no-no- get rid of the trainers

    2. Bad breath, especially smoke breath is a huge turn off- this goes for escorts too, minty fresh always.

    3. trim the nasal hair, nothing worse than loose tobacco falling out of the nose.

    4. Shower thouroghly, every bit, twice, and then after drying a nice body lotion, Davidoff do a nice one.

    5. Clean clothes, don't shower and then jump into the dirty work clothes

    6.If you must go to the toilet,(number two), wipe extensively and grap a quick shower in the escorts place.

    7.I quarantee, that if you follow these simple rules, the girl friend experience will be worth the money,

    8. finally, work on that tummy, over three weeks , build up to 150 tummy crunches a day,

    Finally, could the escorts inform us Irish men of their worst experiences, hygiene wise, this will all lead to a more satisfactory encounter for both parties.

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    Default I only buy into this clean thing so far..........................

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub-Boy View Post
    I have been curious about this for some time.

    When I go out with a lady or escort, I always shower, shave and dress well, casual but smart, I fully beleive in making an effort and in having excellent hygiene, a little Polo aftershave but always wear Dolce and Gabbana shave lotion is a good tip.
    A Canali suit is a good look, classic handmade Italian suit from Loius Copeland.
    I like the feeling of looking well and of having people notice, i am not conceited, it's just a vibe that i dig.

    Here's my query to the Ladies.,I once asked an escort what was the worst bad hygiene that she had experienced, I was truly horrified with her reply, I thought that I would gag that a young gorgeous girl had to endure this extremely revolting hygiene, the guy had little bits of toilet paper entangled in his bum hair, could there anything more disgusting.
    It is not good enough to say that these Ladies are being paid 250-300 an hour, basic hygiene costs nothing, I clearly remember as a small child my Mother teaching me to wash myself, I also remember my Father teaching me to shave properly,cleanliness it's like kindness, manners or a smile, it costs nothing!!!

    1. Smelly feet is a no-no- get rid of the trainers

    2. Bad breath, especially smoke breath is a huge turn off- this goes for escorts too, minty fresh always.

    3. trim the nasal hair, nothing worse than loose tobacco falling out of the nose.

    4. Shower thouroghly, every bit, twice, and then after drying a nice body lotion, Davidoff do a nice one.

    5. Clean clothes, don't shower and then jump into the dirty work clothes

    6.If you must go to the toilet,(number two), wipe extensively and grap a quick shower in the escorts place.

    7.I quarantee, that if you follow these simple rules, the girl friend experience will be worth the money,

    8. finally, work on that tummy, over three weeks , build up to 150 tummy crunches a day,

    Finally, could the escorts inform us Irish men of their worst experiences, hygiene wise, this will all lead to a more satisfactory encounter for both parties.

    As far as escorts are concerned a guy being clean just makes their job easier.

    150 tummy crunches a day, = a fucked up irrepairable spine.

    Easier ways to ruin your back,
    Westside.

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    Thanks for your input, very constructive.
    Now leave it to the Ladies

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    Default Im so so sorry.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dub-Boy View Post
    Thanks for your input, very constructive.
    Now leave it to the Ladies
    Lovingly,
    Westside.

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    Default Ah now

    Dub-boy

    Don't know how much hair you have on your head, but I guess if we told you even half of them it would go grey and then fall out.....

    Toilet paper from bum crack - yep - that has happened to me, thats' all your getting, someone else can have a turn....

    T
    xx

    Go on then, two more - Very spotty chest, unsqueezed and pussy...... And someone that had thrush, but didn't know, until I erm 'pointed' it out to him whilst handing him back his knickers.........

    You sure you really wanted to start this thread ? Its' not all 'Belle de Jour' you know!!!

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    Thanks Taylor, I think that it will serve as an important tool against dirtiness, maybe , as stupid as it sounds, some people are unaware of their failings when it comes to personal hygiene.
    Gross account by the way, and i have a fine head of hair, Conor who owns the Grafton Barber chain regularly looks after me.

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    Cleanliness is great, and impeccable cleanliness even better...

    But I don't give a shit if my client turns up in his paint spattered overalls without aftershave, nor even less if he has a toned stomach...
    He can even come in having just been jogging or mucking out the horses for all I care, as long as he gets in that shower without getting pissy, and comes out having washed from head to toe, back to front, using soap and hot water (This may sound obvious... you'd hope so, wouldn't you!)

    The day I start offering a different level of service to someone whom 'in my eyes' is less physically attractive or well dressed than your own personal par, is the day I get a straight job and say goodbye!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Appoline View Post
    Cleanliness is great, and impeccable cleanliness even better...

    But I don't give a shit if my client turns up in his paint spattered overalls without aftershave, nor even less if he has a toned stomach...
    He can even come in having just been jogging or mucking out the horses for all I care, as long as he gets in that shower without getting pissy, and comes out having washed from head to toe, back to front, using soap and hot water (This may sound obvious... you'd hope so, wouldn't you!)

    The day I start offering a different level of service to someone whom 'in my eyes' is less physically attractive or well dressed than your own personal par, is the day I get a straight job and say goodbye!
    fair f***king dues to u

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    To be honest i prefer if the guy come and he is clean and just need to rinse in mouth & hand. So i can spend more sensual time with the person unstead of spending 10 mn waiting for someone you did not shower properly and u have to ask him not only to go for wash but a VERY GOOD WASH ( if you know what i mean)

    The first impression is important, when i welcome someone and smell nice & correctly dress that put me a smile on my face stray away. That mean in general he look after himself, not only to come to see me as girl but as well in every day life.

    When someone need a good wash i stand next to him in the bathroom to make sure he clean itself properly. But the strange thing is the clean one who ask for a quick shower and the dirty one you nearly have to beg them.
    For me good hygiene = Very good service
    Bad hygiene = cant do everything even if you want to

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    Default OMG the horrors!

    I have had the toilet paper one, the trainers, the sweaty track suite, the I have been out on a week long binge and haven't stopped at any point during this to shower once. But, the one that takes the biscuit is-everything is washed and sweet smelling, and you pull back the foreskin to discover, a rather LARGE build up of smegma, that white build up around the head of the penis. Not only that, but the smell is to say the least breathtaking. PULL BACK THE FORESKIN AND WASH, not just a courtesy rinse, but apply soap and water, and keep doing this until it squeaks. I will promise you, you will be well rewarded.

    RETURNING TO THE EMERALD ISLE SHORTLY
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