newbie

[mer]

go with the flow and wash your willy lol

[Pinot]

You can add to that list.........ensure your phone is fully charged! :

[blue8671]

Welcome Gigity. We all get nervous. I still get nervous when trying to make contact with an escort I haven't met before.

And the first time obviously can be nerve wracking.

However, there really isn't a need to be nervous. This isn't like trying to chat up a girl in a bar. It is a business transaction. Thats cold but true.

You just need to be polite - and not waste the girls time.

Suggested steps for your first time (from someone who hasn't been too long at it either!)

1) Pick a few girls that your would like to see - eg. 4 or 5 (no point just picking one - or she may be engaged and you'll just end up ringing her every 5 minutes like a stalker.

May I suggest that for your first time you only pick girls with verified pictures, and plenty of reviews. You may want to be braver once you become a dab hand at this (but that is at your disgression, and I wouldn't advise it)

2) Pick a day when you are going to take the plunge. Preferably on a day when you actually have time and are not rushing out during your 30 minute lunch break

3) When you get through to the lady, introduce yourself by name (your punting name, not your real one!!). Confirm that it is the lady you want on the phone. Thank her politely for taking your call and tell her that you would like to meet her for an appointment.

Inevitably the lady will ask you two questions at this stage:
i. What time do you want to see her
ii. How long do you want the appointment for

So make sure you've figured out what you want or you'll just sound like a time waster.

4) Go meet the lady at the appointed time. Ensure you leave early. Suss out where to park on the map before you get there (if you are not familiar with the area). Call her when you get to the landmark. Be aware that she may be in the shower or running late - so if she doesn't answer - send a txt message.

A lot of girls give you a missed call to let you know to call back. It's a cost saving measure I think. Just go with it and call her back. When getting directions- don't repeat them out loud so everyone around you can hear! Make sure that you are facing the landmark the same way she thinks you are facing it. Otherwise your lefts and rights may not be her lefts and rights.

5) If you must - discreetly write down apartment block and number (if you don't trust yourself to remember it). Nothing worse than looking and feeling a tool by going to the wrong apartment.

6) Door opens... your jaw drops! You're almost there! Two final things: i) Hand over the "donation" at the start ii) Take a shower (even of you've had one at home - it's the polite thing to do).

7) ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!! Once bitten, forever smitten!

As for any other stuff, I'm sure you'll figure it out along the way.

If you follow this advice you cant go wrong, I always send a text when I leave just to say thank you for a wonderful time and remember to leave a review.

Have fun and a very Merry Christmas

[legendary]

Welcome Gigity. We all get nervous. I still get nervous when trying to make contact with an escort I haven't met before.

And the first time obviously can be nerve wracking.

However, there really isn't a need to be nervous. This isn't like trying to chat up a girl in a bar. It is a business transaction. Thats cold but true.

You just need to be polite - and not waste the girls time.

Suggested steps for your first time (from someone who hasn't been too long at it either!)

1) Pick a few girls that your would like to see - eg. 4 or 5 (no point just picking one - or she may be engaged and you'll just end up ringing her every 5 minutes like a stalker.

May I suggest that for your first time you only pick girls with verified pictures, and plenty of reviews. You may want to be braver once you become a dab hand at this (but that is at your disgression, and I wouldn't advise it)

2) Pick a day when you are going to take the plunge. Preferably on a day when you actually have time and are not rushing out during your 30 minute lunch break

3) When you get through to the lady, introduce yourself by name (your punting name, not your real one!!). Confirm that it is the lady you want on the phone. Thank her politely for taking your call and tell her that you would like to meet her for an appointment.

Inevitably the lady will ask you two questions at this stage:
i. What time do you want to see her
ii. How long do you want the appointment for

So make sure you've figured out what you want or you'll just sound like a time waster.

4) Go meet the lady at the appointed time. Ensure you leave early. Suss out where to park on the map before you get there (if you are not familiar with the area). Call her when you get to the landmark. Be aware that she may be in the shower or running late - so if she doesn't answer - send a txt message.

A lot of girls give you a missed call to let you know to call back. It's a cost saving measure I think. Just go with it and call her back. When getting directions- don't repeat them out loud so everyone around you can hear! Make sure that you are facing the landmark the same way she thinks you are facing it. Otherwise your lefts and rights may not be her lefts and rights.

5) If you must - discreetly write down apartment block and number (if you don't trust yourself to remember it). Nothing worse than looking and feeling a tool by going to the wrong apartment.

6) Door opens... your jaw drops! You're almost there! Two final things: i) Hand over the "donation" at the start ii) Take a shower (even of you've had one at home - it's the polite thing to do).

7) ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!! Once bitten, forever smitten!

As for any other stuff, I'm sure you'll figure it out along the way.

That's actually spot on....

[carlos marvado]

Just to support what Brother Morpheus has outlined.......all good stuff. Be polite, introduce yourself, tell here how long you would like to spend with her, arrange a time that suits you both, you tell her what activities you would like to engage in and confirm with her that this is acceptable to her. Tell her it's your first time and you are nervous.

Have a good wash before you venture out and be on time. If you are still nervous when you get there, just lie back and let her take the initiative........she will have a fairly good idea of what to do. The standard telephone conversation goes something list this:

Client: Hello.......is that *********?

Escort: Yes it's me honey. How are you baby?

Client: Ohh I'm fine, thank you. My name is John by the way (or Sean if you're a Gaeilgor).

Escort Would you like to see me baby?
(Not such a dumb question as it sounds, as some guys like to get off by jerking off while pretending to want a booking)

Client: Yes, I would like to see you very much. Are you available to see me now/soon/at x o'clock/tonight/tomorrow?
(Try not to use the word "working"........we had a big debate about this already)

Escort: Yes baby, I'm very horny and want to see you soon also.

Client: I can be with you at x o'clock.

Escort: How long do you want to stay with me for baby?

Client: 30 minutes/1 hour/2 hours/all night/I just want to marry you this stage.

Escort: That's fine baby..........I will be ready and waiting for you.

Client: I'd like to do certain things that are on your profile.

Escort: What do you like to do baby? (She's curious to see if you are as debauched as she is hoping you are)

Client: I would like to do Anal, OWO, CIM, Watersports, Strap-on, DFK, reverse oral, rimming, tea-bagging...........
(might be easier to say what you don't want)

Escort: Yes, I do all these things........but anal is not possible if you are too big.

Client: I'm average. (Seems to be the standard reply......alternatively, if you have measured Percy, give her the stats)

Escort: Thanks be to Jesus Christ.....I was afraid you were Anon361.

Client: No, I've never been with an escort before......I'm ne-ne-ne-rrrrrrrrr-vous.

Escort: It's ok baby, I've done this before......once or twice, and I'll show what to do.

Client: Ohh great, thanks. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus nooooooo!

Escort: What's wrong baby?

Client: I've just jizzed in my pants talking to you.

[Morpheus]

Escort: How long do you want to stay with me for baby?

Client: 30 minutes/1 hour/2 hours/all night/I just want to marry you this stage.

Escort: That's fine baby..........I will be ready and waiting for you.

Client: I'd like to do certain things that are on your profile.

Escort: What do you like to do baby? (She's curious to see if you are as debauched as she is hoping you are)

Client: I would like to do Anal, OWO, CIM, Watersports, Strap-on, DFK, reverse oral, rimming, tea-bagging...........
(might be easier to say what you don't want)

Escort: Yes, I do all these things........but anal is not possible if you are too big.

Client: I'm average. (Seems to be the standard reply......alternatively, if you have measured Percy, give her the stats)

Escort: Thanks be to Jesus Christ.....I was afraid you were Anon361.

Client: No, I've never been with an escort before......I'm ne-ne-ne-rrrrrrrrr-vous.

Escort: It's ok baby, I've done this before......once or twice, and I'll show what to do.

Client: Ohh great, thanks. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus nooooooo!

Escort: What's wrong baby?

Client: I've just jizzed in my pants talking to you.

Ha! Ha! That's class brother Carlos! Pure class!