Unbelievable phone manner

[alejandradublin]

No i'm not joking are you
I phone the lady ask if it is her then i ask what she does then i book an appointment.I dont turn up assuming she does everyting on her profile as some escorts do not all the time.

whatever...you not going to get any appointment with me if you do like that lol have a nice holiday

[Amy Alison]

every escorts dream phone booking

hi kelly my name is corkbhoi
Hi hun
i see on your profile your 80 euro and you do watersports is that correct ?
yes that is correct
fantastic can i make an apointment for today at 3 ?
im sorry im not available at 3 but any time after 5 is ok
ok i will book at 5pm then
ok hun see you at 5pm come to fake street and call me from ladbrooks
bye see you later


see how in the convo does not ask the following questions

are you working ? -----i really hate this question

are you open? -------im not a shop or factory

are you busy? ------i dont feel comfortable answering this if i say im busy will you rob me

are you in cork? ------it says were i am on my profile, it makes my think you havent read my profile

are you free? ------hate this question

are you free now? -----a lady needs time to wash her bits properly always give a little notice even if its 15min

hey baby? ------ oh god dont use the word baby its creepy

my knob so hot for you baby ----creepy

wot services you do? -----if you havent read my profile your not really interested, plus its the only part of my job thats illegal to talk about services and prices

asking for services which are not listed on the profile ---- if i did **** i would advertise it to get more clients

how much? ------if you havent read my profile your not really interested, plus its the only part of my job thats illegal to talk about services and prices

how much for sex? ----- i hang up the phone

do you do sexy time? -----i hang up the phone

are you going to show me a good time? ----- seriously good way to make you sound like an asshole

are you good? ----- pointless question, of course im not going to say oh im crap

keep things simple clear and read the profile before ringing ladyies prefear you to just make an apointment by phone all talking can be done when your hear as if you talk to much the lady will think your wanking and will double book you as she will not believe your coming
i hope this helps

Excellent and informative post Kelly

If I may also add the people who want a very specific address from the very beggining of the conversation, when the general area given on a profile should be more than enough.

An example from this morning, not a phone call thugh as I was asleep and the "gentleman" resorted to text me when I didn't answer my phone, but I assume he would have asked the same when calling:

"hi amy how are u i do you want like sex with me pay right yes i what your address door number pls"

So this is soliciting at its highest and stupidest degree. Plus also the fucked up notion I would send someone my address in full. I would never see someone like him, ever. If he wasn't ill intended (the odds are he was), he was way too stupid to be trusted with an appointment.

[FEMININE]

every escorts dream phone booking

hi kelly my name is corkbhoi
Hi hun
i see on your profile your 80 euro and you do watersports is that correct ?
yes that is correct
fantastic can i make an apointment for today at 3 ?
im sorry im not available at 3 but any time after 5 is ok
ok i will book at 5pm then
ok hun see you at 5pm come to fake street and call me from ladbrooks
bye see you later


see how in the convo does not ask the following questions

are you working ? -----i really hate this question

are you open? -------im not a shop or factory

are you busy? ------i dont feel comfortable answering this if i say im busy will you rob me

are you in cork? ------it says were i am on my profile, it makes my think you havent read my profile

are you free? ------hate this question

are you free now? -----a lady needs time to wash her bits properly always give a little notice even if its 15min

hey baby? ------ oh god dont use the word baby its creepy

my knob so hot for you baby ----creepy

wot services you do? -----if you havent read my profile your not really interested, plus its the only part of my job thats illegal to talk about services and prices

asking for services which are not listed on the profile ---- if i did **** i would advertise it to get more clients

how much? ------if you havent read my profile your not really interested, plus its the only part of my job thats illegal to talk about services and prices

how much for sex? ----- i hang up the phone

do you do sexy time? -----i hang up the phone

are you going to show me a good time? ----- seriously good way to make you sound like an asshole

are you good? ----- pointless question, of course im not going to say oh im crap

keep things simple clear and read the profile before ringing ladyies prefear you to just make an apointment by phone all talking can be done when your hear as if you talk to much the lady will think your wanking and will double book you as she will not believe your coming
i hope this helps

Thank u Kelly that u explained more ...it's exactely the questions that i hate too and turn my mood off...
Stay safe xxx

[FEMININE]

Excellent and informative post Kelly

If I may also add the people who want a very specific address from the very beggining of the conversation, when the general area given on a profile should be more than enough.

An example from this morning, not a phone call thugh as I was asleep and the "gentleman" resorted to text me when I didn't answer my phone, but I assume he would have asked the same when calling:

"hi amy how are u i do you want like sex with me pay right yes i what your address door number pls"

So this is soliciting at its highest and stupidest degree. Plus also the fucked up notion I would send someone my address in full. I would never see someone like him, ever. If he wasn't ill intended (the odds are he was), he was way too stupid to be trusted with an appointment.

Question: HOW MUCH ARE YOU???
My answer: I'M 6FT AND 200KGS HA HA HA

Take care and stay safe xxx

[carlos marvado]

The "legal" way to solicit and importune an escort by telephone:

Client: Good morning/afternoon/evening (insert name of escort). You have the pleasure of communicating by telephone with THE LEGEND.

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss!

Client: THE LEGEND wishes to know if you would be available to spend some time in the company of THE LEGEND at (insert time according to the 24 hour clock)?

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss!

Client: THE LEGEND would like to know if the photographs on your profile represent a recent and accurate depiction of yourself?

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss!

Client: THE LEGEND notes the list of favourites as per your profile and wishes to enquire if this list is accurate and inclusive of your fee for your time and companionship?

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss!

Client: Furthermore, THE LEGEND is in the habit of bringing little gifts with him to ensure that the rendevous gets off to a good start.

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss!

Client: Do you have any questions that you would like to ask THE LEGEND?

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yessssssssssssssssss, why does the THE LEGEND always speak in the the third peron singular?

Client: In the event of the police finding out THE LEGEND'S real identity, THE LEGEND will be able to claim that somebody else was engaging in these activities on his behalf, but without his knowledge or permission. THE LEGEND has spoken.

Escort: Ooooooooooooh yesssssssssssssssss!


Take note of THE LEGEND brothers and sisters. The reason he manages to remain a legend is that he never lets his mask or cloak of secrecy slip. He remains a legend because only THE LEGEND knows who THE LEGEND really is. To the rest of us, he is simply legendary.

[JAMESCORK]

Ok girls I have read all your posts and I sympathize in general with the yobos you have to deal with. But I put it to you, you have to try and detect the decent & honest punter. If a guy is cordial and polite you should at least try to be cordial and polite back. You are a service provider and if you wish to profit from providing these services you need to adopt a phone manner accordingly.

Now I know I have no right to tell you how to run your business, please believe this is not my intention, but I can tell you, whereas you have received more calls than I could ever make in my lifetime, remember I have called more girls than you have. I have witnessed all the different phone types. I have to say the majority of phone manner leaves a lot to be desired. Most sound tired, bored or disinterested. Through my perseverance in a lot of cases the lady has turned out to be only fantastic. But the girl that sounds bubbly and polite gets my interest immediately. If I am choosing an escort, that first impression is so important to me personally, and if there is a hint of rudeness, I will thank her and move on to the next…

I don’t see the stigma with “are you working” ... How does this insinuate a factory.. This is your chosen line of work after all. You provide sex for money, you work in the sex industry, you can dress it up as you like. Its not as if you are being asked “are you fucking tonight?” How about “are you free”… I use this 99% of the time, what am I doing wrong here. It is a common English term to ask a service provider at what time an appointment may be made so as not to look for a time that you are engaged. “Are you free at 7 tonight”, if this is the case all the escorts I have met hate me.

The few girls that post here generally do sport a profile that is a true indication of their working status, location and favourites, but I can tell you from experience, this is not always the case, and I have been burned in the past. I have rung girls to make an appointment for the following night only to find on the day of the appointment they decided not to work. Favourites CANNOT be trusted on the majority of profiles… Its because you girls are answerable here that your profiles are 100%.... the other 99% of profiles are hit and miss…

There ya go… I’m done…

[carlos marvado]

F**k me Jimmy........I could'nt have put that better myself.

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[FEMININE]

Ok girls I have read all your posts and I sympathize in general with the yobos you have to deal with. But I put it to you, you have to try and detect the decent & honest punter. If a guy is cordial and polite you should at least try to be cordial and polite back. You are a service provider and if you wish to profit from providing these services you need to adopt a phone manner accordingly.

Now I know I have no right to tell you how to run your business, please believe this is not my intention, but I can tell you, whereas you have received more calls than I could ever make in my lifetime, remember I have called more girls than you have. I have witnessed all the different phone types. I have to say the majority of phone manner leaves a lot to be desired. Most sound tired, bored or disinterested. Through my perseverance in a lot of cases the lady has turned out to be only fantastic. But the girl that sounds bubbly and polite gets my interest immediately. If I am choosing an escort, that first impression is so important to me personally, and if there is a hint of rudeness, I will thank her and move on to the next…

I don’t see the stigma with “are you working” ... How does this insinuate a factory.. This is your chosen line of work after all. You provide sex for money, you work in the sex industry, you can dress it up as you like. Its not as if you are being asked “are you fucking tonight?” How about “are you free”… I use this 99% of the time, what am I doing wrong here. It is a common English term to ask a service provider at what time an appointment may be made so as not to look for a time that you are engaged. “Are you free at 7 tonight”, if this is the case all the escorts I have met hate me.

The few girls that post here generally do sport a profile that is a true indication of their working status, location and favourites, but I can tell you from experience, this is not always the case, and I have been burned in the past. I have rung girls to make an appointment for the following night only to find on the day of the appointment they decided not to work. Favourites CANNOT be trusted on the majority of profiles… Its because you girls are answerable here that your profiles are 100%.... the other 99% of profiles are hit and miss…

There ya go… I’m done…

I am very disappointed about ur comment !!! Misogynist attitude and NO RESPECT !!!

[doodlebug]

Ok girls I have read all your posts and I sympathize in general with the yobos you have to deal with. But I put it to you, you have to try and detect the decent & honest punter. If a guy is cordial and polite you should at least try to be cordial and polite back. You are a service provider and if you wish to profit from providing these services you need to adopt a phone manner accordingly.

Now I know I have no right to tell you how to run your business, please believe this is not my intention, but I can tell you, whereas you have received more calls than I could ever make in my lifetime, remember I have called more girls than you have. I have witnessed all the different phone types. I have to say the majority of phone manner leaves a lot to be desired. Most sound tired, bored or disinterested. Through my perseverance in a lot of cases the lady has turned out to be only fantastic. But the girl that sounds bubbly and polite gets my interest immediately. If I am choosing an escort, that first impression is so important to me personally, and if there is a hint of rudeness, I will thank her and move on to the next…

I don’t see the stigma with “are you working” ... How does this insinuate a factory.. This is your chosen line of work after all. You provide sex for money, you work in the sex industry, you can dress it up as you like. Its not as if you are being asked “are you fucking tonight?” How about “are you free”… I use this 99% of the time, what am I doing wrong here. It is a common English term to ask a service provider at what time an appointment may be made so as not to look for a time that you are engaged. “Are you free at 7 tonight”, if this is the case all the escorts I have met hate me.

The few girls that post here generally do sport a profile that is a true indication of their working status, location and favourites, but I can tell you from experience, this is not always the case, and I have been burned in the past. I have rung girls to make an appointment for the following night only to find on the day of the appointment they decided not to work. Favourites CANNOT be trusted on the majority of profiles… Its because you girls are answerable here that your profiles are 100%.... the other 99% of profiles are hit and miss…

There ya go… I’m done…

James, interesting angle if a little disrespectful. Phone manner can also be location dependent, supposing you call a girl and she happens to be in the hairdresser, shopping, getting a manicure whatever, then her manner is likely to be much different than if she is sitting in her apartment waiting for good fortune to shine and you to call, so lets take that into account.

Personally I tend to keep my calls as brief as possible and seek a time and instructions, I tend not to discuss services or even to ask for a favorite as my research will normally be good enough (reading profiles).

I would never let phone manner put me off as I don't know where a girl is when I phone her.

[FEMININE]

James, interesting angle if a little disrespectful. Phone manner can also be location dependent, supposing you call a girl and she happens to be in the hairdresser, shopping, getting a manicure whatever, then her manner is likely to be much different than if she is sitting in her apartment waiting for good fortune to shine and you to call, so lets take that into account.

Personally I tend to keep my calls as brief as possible and seek a time and instructions, I tend not to discuss services or even to ask for a favorite as my research will normally be good enough (reading profiles).

I would never let phone manner put me off as I don't know where a girl is when I phone her.

Thank you cos u understand US (The Ladys) , if I would not be requested by people with minds like u,my adv would doesn't exist on EI.
xxx