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It all depends on the condoms, some feel like you've a rubber tyre on, others are too tight, both options are shite and ruin it as once I get stressed because of a tight condom that's it, game over, he goes down and there's fuck all can be done to get him back up
lucy x (14-12-11), very shy guy (14-12-11), wonderboy1 (15-12-11)
Originally Posted by anon361
It all depends on the condoms, some feel like you've a rubber tyre on, others are too tight, both options are shite and ruin it as once I get stressed because of a tight condom that's it, game over, he goes down and there's fuck all can be done to get him back up
I hear ya bro, I hear ya, its the exact same for me. Even worse if there no sort of lubrication of any description around
But at the end of the day there is nowt to be done about it. Those easy-on condoms seem to work about the best I reckons...
Bada Bing!!!
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There all too tight for me, and the quality of tesco's bags now is stupid...I mean pretty soon im going to have a new substitute
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You wear one? Why, Is your mum still complaining about the stains on the carpet in your room? lol
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No she is alright about it she just mops it up. Its your missus, doesnt want DNA being left all over the bed apparently :/
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You are damn right she doesn't. Now when she goes to bingo she locks the doors and windows so you can not get in. lol.Doc
Last edited by Doctor Luv; 14-12-11 at 12:23.
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You think I use doors and windows?Wrong again buddy
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MrNiceGuy2010 (14-12-11)
Go and use a sheep's bladder or a length of gut like they did in the good old days. The great thing is, because they're biodegradeable, you don't have to keep forking out on the f**king plastic bag charge. Here are the instructions on how to make your own condoms, as approved by Marvado Green Healthcare Products Inc. -International Division:
http://everything2.com/title/Sheep+gut+condoms
Is'nt science a wonderful thing.
Last edited by carlos marvado; 14-12-11 at 12:40.
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Safety first and foremost never do without but it is like putting wellies on in Jamescorks house you never feel the shit on the carpet
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MrNiceGuy2010 (15-12-11)
LOL are you saying he has the type of house where you wipe your shoes on the way out, not on the way in
Or are they the type of people who keep a shovelful of shite on the kitchen table to keep the flys of the butter lol
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