Wish me luck lads

[carlos marvado]

Sitting in traffic enroute- if ye think the M50 is brutal lads just come to the Apple!
I'll answer the Qs etc tomorrow so long as I'm not in the clink haha

Brother Franken, you have to be the most dedicated foreign correspondent of any website. You're stuck in traffic somewhere on Fifth Avenue or God knows where, on route to what could be a highly dangerous situation where you could be risking your life or liberty, and you are still calm enough to file regular reports on the situation as it unfolds. Well I hope Patricia has the funds necessary to bail you out if required.

Do a good job on this story and they might just send you to investigate the hot spots of Baghdad or Kabul.

[Franken996]

Just got home & I have to get up for work in 5hrs!! Shot some pics & video, including a special Xmas greeting esp for all my EI pals from a young lady I ahem met at the Ball- will upload soon!
You will find the details about the boys in blue highly entertaining....
Goodnight/morning warriors- your NY correspondent is still at liberty in the Land of the Free & the Home of the Brave Punters - fuck yeah baby!!!

[Morpheus]

Just got home & I have to get up for work in 5hrs!! Shot some pics & video, including a special Xmas greeting esp for all my EI pals from a young lady I ahem met at the Ball- will upload soon!
You will find the details about the boys in blue highly entertaining....
Goodnight/morning warriors- your NY correspondent is still at liberty in the Land of the Free & the Home of the Brave Punters - fuck yeah baby!!!

Oh you lucky bugger, you!!!!!

I hope you have a horrible day at work and can't walk or pee straight after your night of total debauchery!!!

I am so not jealous!!!

[muineman]

Feck ya ya lucky bugger - hope you enjoyed yourself

An invite would have been nice - all the pervs over here will just have to wait for your FULL report
Get typing soon

[rubberlover]

This is just unfair, what about us poor feckers over here. I take it my invite and others who post here got lost in the post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucky bastard...................

[Mousey]

Lads, for all we know, Frankie has spent the last few hours sucking off a gigantic black tranny named Shaweena while simultaneously being rogered by a succession of homeless vagrants in an NYPD drunk tank, and will soon be waking up not only to a sore arse, but to a taste he'll never be able to get out of his mouth.


Ptui!

[monster_monster]

Lads, for all we know, Frankie has spent the last few hours sucking off a gigantic black tranny named Shaweena while simultaneously being rogered by a succession of homeless vagrants in an NYPD drunk tank, and will soon be waking up not only to a sore arse, but to a taste he'll never be able to get out of his mouth.


Ptui!

sounds like someone knows what he's talking about

[carlos marvado]

sounds like someone knows what he's talking about

Kind of feel sorry for the guys at the front and the back of the train.......they've got to do all the work while the passengers in the middle can just lie back and enjoy the ride.

[Franken996]

It started with the schlep out to the outskirts of NYC- think west of the Hudson River.

These events are held outside Mr.Bloombergs domain for Logistics, Security & Legal reasons ( see below)….
Arrived at the club & things were already banging away! The venue was a Strip joint in an average neighborhood- not the ghetto but you don't leave anything visible in your vehicle.
Place is on two levels- pretty standard american SC type set-up with a large elevated dancing platform surrounded by a bar on ground floor leading to a cigar style lounge upstairs with private rooms to rear.

Sorry the pics aint great but I was a very naughty boy by just taking them!!!! (Rest of photos are from public domain..the videos are © Franken Productions haha)

There were about 180 guests about a third of whom were ladies from three groups - 'Regular' Escorts, Dancers ( non-ballet) & UTRs ( Under the Radar- girls who don't advertise & just work occasionally), the gents being drawn from the two main local Forums. Mainly Independent working girls with a couple of agencies notably LPDA & Mariposa (Atlanta), most providers from the tri-state/CT area with some touring the northeast.
There was an amply subscribed collection for a local Food Bank & a Toy Drive for a local charity run by the lovely Ms.Cayden Vaughn (http://www.trulycayden.com/)-

Cayden

The main party was primarily held upstairs - it too has a stage- see pics. It was Hunters' (http://lpdaagency.com/#/hunter/4553356464) Birthday so the festivities commenced with champagne.

Hunter

Devon Michaels (https://www.google.com/search?q=devo...w=1014&bih=819)
was the the female hostess so in addition to a Pole dancing display/full strip show she handled the announcements & the raffle ( I won a bottle of very dodgy looking Ukrainian vodka- that'll be regifted to my asshole colleague in the impending kris-kindle haha)

Devon

** Just in case any of you still think I live in Walter Mitty world- I'm going to privately share another piece of documentary evidence to a few dudes I know here , so they can verify precisley where I was last night!! ;->**

After I met a very nice touring girl for some private frolics- (sorry her lipstick is a bit ahem smudged in the video
- please turn up sound for an Xmas Greeting to all my EI colleagues)…...

….. I went outside for a smoke…..There was a uniformed firearmed off duty cop providing security at the front door puffing away- so I asked him for a light - he was from 6 miles away from where I grew up in IRL… we talked about some restaurants where I'm from back home etc… always great to know New Jerseys finest are protecting us law abiding citizens from the villains


Franken's Bar Tab for the 3rd Annual 3rd Annual Jingle Balls & Toys for Tits Holiday Party
Entrance Fee & Drinks with the Ladies………………………………………………………...............….$120
Room & cough Board………………………………………..…………………………………..….......................$130
Showing certain EI folks I'm not living in a A Punting 'Fairytale' of New York……………..PRICELESS

Due to photo restrictions I only took a few snaps. Below are some of the other ladies from party that I ahem know….

Ashley Dior-( http://www.bestgfe.com/forum/showthread.php?191601)


Zarah- http://zarahadams.com/


Bailey- http://bombshellbailey.com/


KatieK- http://www.katiekuada.com/

Related links:
http://www.mariposaatlanta.com/
Ladies in attendance from LPDA:
http://lpdaagency.com/#/krysten-love/4546504598
http://lpdaagency.com/#/jill-bait/4548663859
http://lpdaagency.com/#/kayla/4553431393




http://julianexxxmore.com/

I assume this is some sort of bacchanalian orgy dressed up in a Christian ethos for the time of year that's in it. Basically Oktoberfest with fanny on tap instead of beer.

Yes although we also honor Kwanzaa, Hanukkah & Festivus- the aluminum pole comes in esp handy on the later...

Excuse my ignorance, but what is the law in relation to this shindig? Do you hold it at a secret location, by invite only and with secret passwords and handshakes, or is it a non-contact gathering where the flesh is just exposed (as in a strip show)?

Let's just say you're very close to the truth- getting screened to join the CIA is easier than being verified to attend….
We are all law abiding citizens so of course there was nothing whatsoever illicit going on behind closed doors in private rooms at $40/20min increments…..

Feck ya ya lucky bugger - hope you enjoyed yourself

An invite would have been nice - all the pervs over here will just have to wait for your FULL report
Get typing soon

This is just unfair, what about us poor feckers over here. I take it my invite and others who post here got lost in the post !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lucky bastard...................

If any of you are going to be in NY for Paddys Days 2012 feel free to drop me a line.. that gig normally happens a few days prior...

I can't believe such shindigs even exist....

Lads, for all we know, Frankie has spent the last few hours sucking off a gigantic black tranny named Shaweena while simultaneously being rogered by a succession of homeless vagrants in an NYPD drunk tank, and will soon be waking up not only to a sore arse, but to a taste he'll never be able to get out of his mouth.


Ptui!

Oh Reaaaaaaally?! bwahahhahaha

[Mousey]

You lucky, lucky, lucky, bastard.