Enema??

[Susan Glasgow]

Anon - you - Umm, I mean your friend - can either use a douche, or take the head off the shower and use the hose. Make sure the water isn't too hot..

If using the shower method, bear in mind that the force of the water can be quite strong - you don't want to tickle your tonsils via your ass...!

ALSO - very important too - insert the hose for only a few seconds, but DO REMEMBER to clench your ass cheeks and make sure you're close to the loo as you won't be able to hold it in for too long.

Don't want any messy accidents, or having to poke the poo out of the plug 'ole, lol.

You may need to re-insert a few times to ensure total cleansing.

One of my clients occasionally enjoys prostate massage, and he tells me that he eats mainly rice the day before - apparently rice is great for clearing out the pipe(s)

And no - I don't do anal either - just pretty clued up and have the occasional colonic

[ksteve]

Anon - you - Umm, I mean your friend - can either use a douche, or take the head off the shower and use the hose. Make sure the water isn't too hot..

If using the shower method, bear in mind that the force of the water can be quite strong - you don't want to tickle your tonsils via your ass...!

ALSO - very important too - insert the hose for only a few seconds, but DO REMEMBER to clench your ass cheeks and make sure you're close to the loo as you won't be able to hold it in for too long.

Don't want any messy accidents, or having to poke the poo out of the plug 'ole, lol.

You may need to re-insert a few times to ensure total cleansing.

One of my clients occasionally enjoys prostate massage, and he tells me that he eats mainly rice the day before - apparently rice is great for clearing out the pipe(s)

And no - I don't do anal either - just pretty clued up and have the occasional colonic

Shaken but not stirred ! I like the odd tipple myself!

[Susan Glasgow]

Hee hee!

It's quite surreal actually. Me laying there on my side, hose up my derriere, clutching a hot water bottle to my belly, whilst sipping peppermint tea - and chatting about nothing in particular with the therapist as she holds the tube in place and keeps a beady eye on the waste as it shoots down it....

What could be more natural?

[Lucy Chambers]

Hee hee!

It's quite surreal actually. Me laying there on my side, hose up my derriere, clutching a hot water bottle to my belly, whilst sipping peppermint tea - and chatting about nothing in particular with the therapist as she holds the tube in place and keeps a beady eye on the waste as it shoots down it....

What could be more natural?

This sounds awful but I love having an enema. Three pounds of waste gone in 20mins, and I dont even move. Bliss

[MrFussy]

This sounds awful but I love having an enema. Three pounds of waste gone in 20mins, and I dont even move. Bliss

Ah come on Luce, I'm sure you mean 3kgs...

[ksteve]

Hee hee!

It's quite surreal actually. Me laying there on my side, hose up my derriere, clutching a hot water bottle to my belly, whilst sipping peppermint tea - and chatting about nothing in particular with the therapist as she holds the tube in place and keeps a beady eye on the waste as it shoots down it....

What could be more natural?

Salmonella ?

[Susan Glasgow]

This sounds awful but I love having an enema. Three pounds of waste gone in 20mins, and I dont even move. Bliss

Actually, it's not as bad as it sounds and the results are the same, lol.

And far less inhibiting than a dose of salmonella too

[Lucy Chambers]

Ah come on Luce, I'm sure you mean 3kgs...

I cant even calculate how much 3kg is

And im ignoring sarcasm, im poorly and I want my mum today. You have nice Lucy, for as long as she lasts

[Ebony Amber]

You can also use a glycerine suppository. It's like a squishy bullet laxative you pop up there and about 3 mins later it all comes out I was on a porno set once and that is what they did!

[Lucy Chambers]

You can also use a glycerine suppository. It's like a squishy bullet laxative you pop up there and about 3 mins later it all comes out I was on a porno set once and that is what they did!

I had one of those onece, before an operation. It starts out warm and nice and lovely and then....well...you know the then.