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[UKHeather]

If you gave them two sticks, a can of petrol and a blowtorch they couldnt start a fire between them.

Maybe if they formed a circle and took it in turns to rub their cocks together, that might work?

[Lucy Chambers]

Maybe if they formed a circle and took it in turns to rub their cocks together, that might work?

I doubt they could get that close together Heather. Golly, now thats a mental image I didnt need

[hd7055]

Threads like this really piss me off.

The women on this site are, with the very odd exception, amazing and do what must be a difficult job. To see the kind of shit they have to put up with, well at best, social retards saddens me. The other forum people have referred to is comprised mainly of people banned from here - sweet Jeesus, a sick place that I wouldn't recommend anyone visit. A platform for some v sick minds ...

Found a lighter btw ...

[Taylor of Manchester]

I doubt they could get that close together Heather. Golly, now thats a mental image I didnt need

If there was enough smeg between them they might spontaneously combust -we can live in hope.........

T
xxx

[max california]

I feel so unloved. I never get these mysterious Pms

Neither do I, but I dont think I'm missing much.
Looked at it one night, felt like I needed a shower after

[Prickly]

I just thought of a new form of masochism.
Tied up naked and gagged while Heather and Lucy verbally tear you to shreds. (Duo rates of course.)

Then you get thrown out on the street.... still naked.

It's not that I think you're cruel or anything..... but I wouldn't do it - even if I got paid!

[saoirsemac]

I feel so unloved. I never get these mysterious Pms

either do i feel unloved no one likes me ffs

if they did they bring me more pinot grigio

on a plus site i cant feel my back anymore

[Lucy Chambers]

I just thought of a new form of masochism.
Tied up naked and gagged while Heather and Lucy verbally tear you to shreds. (Duo rates of course.)

Then you get thrown out on the street.... still naked.

It's not that I think you're cruel or anything..... but I wouldn't do it - even if I got paid!

We are actually quite funny in person. Together I mean. Well, we think so anyway

[Prickly]

We are actually quite funny in person. Together I mean. Well, we think so anyway

I'll take your word for it!

[UKHeather]

I just thought of a new form of masochism.
Tied up naked and gagged while Heather and Lucy verbally tear you to shreds. (Duo rates of course.)

Then you get thrown out on the street.... still naked.

It's not that I think you're cruel or anything..... but I wouldn't do it - even if I got paid!

Some guys do enjoy being verbally humiliated. I am quite good at it if I might say so myself lol
I have never thrown a naked guy onto the street but I have thrown one into a cold shower. And I do mean thrown lol