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[UKHeather]

Need more coal for the fire - chuck the troll on - goat toasties anyone ??

Not for me thanks lass. Goats cheese makes me puke.
Don't leave for too long to make toasties. T'coil fired tinternet oop north can be tempramental tha knows.

[SR71]

anyone want a drink?

ladies...perhaps a vodka and coke

sr71 a whine i mean wine?

Thanks Benin, water would do. I don't drink alcohol.

[UKHeather]

I have just found out that every time you bang your head against a wall it burns 150 calories. By that reckoning we should all be skinny.

[UKHeather]

Thanks Benin, water would do. I don't drink alcohol.

You'll be old enough to, one day x

[Taylor of Manchester]

Thanks Benin, water would do. I don't drink alcohol.

You still here ??

1 review and 1809 posts of shite

FFS

T

[UKHeather]

You still here ??

1 review and 1809 posts of shite

FFS

T

LMAO I was just saying today how I love the Lancashire peoples' humour!!

[Lucy Chambers]

I have just found out that every time you bang your head against a wall it burns 150 calories. By that reckoning we should all be skinny.

Head desk. Head, desk. Peddledash Laptop...

Nope, Im no skinnier.

[SR71]

You still here ??

1 review and 1809 posts of shite

FFS

T

It's up to me what I post or who I review, if you feel it's shaite, put me on your ignore list and don't read them.

[Lucy Chambers]

You'll be old enough to, one day x

Feck, dont let him drink. I have trouble dealing with the sober version.

[Doozer]

Ok lads, jokes over now.Less of the slagging