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  1. 03-12-11, 23:14 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by benin View Post
    umm im free...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Sorry darling I'm very busy now - Trying to balance the light switch between On and Off

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Sorry darling I'm very busy now - Trying to balance the light switch between On and Off
    what if i pretend im a bad ass motha fucka and insult people and post dumb nasty shit...what then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Sorry darling I'm very busy now - Trying to balance the light switch between On and Off
    That's really difficult - what about fastening our buttons ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor of Manchester View Post
    That's really difficult - what about fastening our buttons ?

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    That can be difficult. Sometimes, huge, bursting, tanned and oiled tittays just refuse to be contained without industrial grade buttons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    That can be difficult. Sometimes, huge, bursting, tanned and oiled tittays just refuse to be contained without industrial grade buttons.
    Ah you naughty, dirty girl........what am I supposed to do now with that image in my head???? FFS!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Taylor of Manchester View Post
    Ah you naughty, dirty girl........what am I supposed to do now with that image in my head???? FFS!!!



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    Dear God. Why are all my friends raging horny lesbians? Thank you. Love, Heather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UKHeather View Post
    Dear God. Why are all my friends raging horny lesbians? Thank you. Love, Heather.
    If the cap fits darling........mwah!!

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    all i can say is pmsl

    my two cents

    heather and taylor u got a future in comedy
    ********************THE WHORIN AND TOURING NEWS************************
    no more news thats all folks, it was a pleasure

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    Quote Originally Posted by saoirsemac View Post
    all i can say is pmsl

    my two cents

    heather and taylor u got a future in comedy
    She is a an absolute darling Saoirse. My non biological sister. I love her to bits and would do anything for her. Even if she is from over the border!
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    Quote Originally Posted by saoirsemac View Post
    all i can say is pmsl

    my two cents

    heather and taylor u got a future in comedy
    Its the cold you know - and the absolute wonder that some people can take themselves so fcuking seriously.

    The forum is what is - for hookers and punters. No matter how you dress it.

    No wish to offend, apologise if I have, but reality check people..........

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